Whenever I have a doubt or confusion about something....
I ask my cylinder. He is a graduate, and speaks volumes.
Still scratching my head in confusion, trying to understand why was I thrown out of the interview room???
My answer was spot on, upon being asked to give an example on a "Business being completely ruined due to carelessness"
All I said was... "A Pregnant Prostitute"
It sure would be one hell of a confusion
If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion
I tried looking up synonyms of confusion.
But I came away with uncertainty and disorientation.
Why is there confusion over the health of North Korea’s leader?
When the reporter asked the doctor “how is Kim Jong Un?”
Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill
What do you call a group of pandas in confusion and creating chaos?
I was directing a film the other day, and there was a lot of confusion as to who was handling all the costumes.
Basically set decoration, we had a small crew. A lot of the actors and the rest of the crew were confused who was in charge of those items. Luckily, Jason was a reliable, honest guy. In fact, he was one of the most honest, dependable people I knew on set.
So that evening before we had dinner together, I called Jason to the center, and thanked him for the quality of work that he'd put out so far, and I said "Props to Jason."
My wife regularly confuses the words Burro, and Burrow.
She doesn't know her ass from a hole in the ground.
Big Foot is sometimes confused for Sasquatch
I got jacuzzi and yakuza confused.
Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
I was confused as to how much lettuce to buy from the grocery store, so I called my wife.
Turns out two heads are better than one.
Pandas don't get confused.
Was pretty confused when I found a pickle in a door today.
Until I noticed, it was slightly ajar.
I finally saw the new Justice League movie but when the heroes ended up in a funky little shack down the Atlanta highway, I was confused at first.
It was the Fred Schneider cut. Oops!
I opened my wallet and got confused when I only saw paper bills..
It doesn't make any cents.
The police arrested a dog for giving birth on the street.
How do you confuse someone?
Paint yourself green and throw spoons at them
Playing “tag” in the Addams Family must be very confusing if your cousin’s there...
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
Buying vacuums has to be the most confusing thing ever....
You buy the one that sucks the most
My wife was hurrying me along and asking when things were going to be done so I asked her if she was my clone from Moscow. She looked confused and said "No, why?"
I said "Because you're Russian me."
What’d the confused alligator say when acting like a rooster?
I was watching my son play a Zelda game and I told him it's more effective to lose your health during the summer and winter seasons. He looked at me all confused and asked why? I told him it's because...
that way you won't take any fall damage.
What did the egyptian people say when banishing the sexually confused criminal?
A vampire was confused at his reflection
He wondered, what happened to the man in the mirror?
I'm always confused when I hear people say they pick their nose
Anybody want to start hanging out?
If I had a nickel every time I was confused
I’d be like, where the fuck do all these nickels keep coming from?
I am sooooo proud of myself for this one 😂
What did ununhexium say when it was confused?
A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from her vegetarian restaurant. I was a bit confused.
We live in Colorado and took my son outside today to play hide and seek for the first time. I pointed at the Rockies, looked him dead in the eye and said, "Under no circumstances can we allow them to play!" Confused, he ask why, so I explained, "Well, you see...
What’s the most confusing kind of math
Toilet paper math (20=46)
My grandfather turned 90 today, but he still doesn’t need glasses.
He drinks straight from the bottle.
Some people think Steve jobs would be a better president than Donald Trump
But you can't really compare apples to oranges.
My kids get confused when I throw whole basil leaves at them this time of year
But as they say, 'tis the season
I used to be so confused about everything but now I'm not sure.
Turkey walks into a bar. The bartender looks a little confused and asks "who are you?" Turkey replied "I'm a wild turkey." Bartender replied "oh we have a drink named after you!"
Turkey says "blulululu awesome, bring me a Kevin!"
Confusing Venus with Aphrodite is no big deal.
It’s just a mythunderstanding.
Son: "all these plot twists are making me confused"
Me: "Hi confused, I'm Mom"
I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.
Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
I got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia
Bigfoot often gets confused with Sasquatch...
Bigfoot sometimes gets confused with Sasquatch...
Yeti never complains... 🤔
Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza".
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
I got the word "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused
Now I'm in hot water with the japanese mafia.
In Past, I used to be so confused about everything
Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch...
...Yetti never complains.
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