This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.

His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?

He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.

His father congratulated him. And then he said β€œThat’s good son, maybe next time you’ll get a talking role!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma goes to a bar...

Both of them had a great time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g6mrfixit
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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How do conductors learn how to do their job?

They train on the job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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In my Neuroanatomy lecture today. Professor: "Are you familiar with the nucleus ambiguus?"

My loud response: "It's ambiguous!"

crickets

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