Double Entendre Puns

So he gives it to her.

So he gave her one

Youth In Asia

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A woman walks into a cocktail bar and asked for a double entendre - so the barman gave her one.

You get 8 more!

... but I still celebrate Christmas. So when December comes around I sit under the Christmas tree, wrap myself in wrapping paper and live in the present. 🎁🌲

Someone whos discombobulatex

Because i couldnt keep a straight face

My brother was complaining that his phone was dying and he said, "my phone is 2%."
Without missing a beat, my dad said, "That's funny, mine is skim."

So we sit down for breakfast at a diner type place. Orders are taken and the waitress asks my friend's dad "How do you like your eggs?" to which he replies with a straight face: "Gently stroked, please".

So my daughter owns a toy monkey called Mimi.. It's her fave monkey of all time it goes everywhere.

Anyway Mimi was covered in flour from a days worth of mucking around with homemade play-dough.

As I'm putting her to bed I'm attempting to knock all the flour off Mimi before giving the monkey to her.

She got grumpy that I had Mimi and I said to her without thinking "Just wait a second Daddy needs to finish de-flouring Mimi... "

I'm just glad she doesn't understand that particular double-entendre

So I need a pun or simply clever line for a lock breaking-up with a key. Some ideas I've had include:

>"You just don't unlock me"

>"I don't think we're a good fit"

I realize these aren't really puns, but /r/DoubleEntendres doesn't have quite as much traffic. Any help would be appreciated!

I know this is more of a double entendre but there's no subreddit I know of for those.

"I've got a double entendre prepared for this; do you want me to give it to you?"

The bartender gives it to her.

The bartender gave it to me

So the Bartender gives it to her

So, I gave it to her.

So the bartender gives it to her.