Foggy puns are often unclear.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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My wife told me it was really foggy this morning

But I must of mist it

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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A man is walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:

Bump…

Bump…

Bump…

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

Bump…

Bump…

BUMP…

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home. The casket still bouncing quickly behind him.

Faster…

Faster…

FASTER…

Bump…

Bump…

BUMP…

He runs up to his door, fumbles with the keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.

Rushing up the stairs to his bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding. His head is reeling. His breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup as the casket!

And…

The coffin stops….

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParadoxXSchock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I heard that it was very foggy during the last battle of WWII

The Germans could nazi each other

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZuluWarlord69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What happens when a frog gets a concussion?

It becomes a foggy froggy.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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It's so foggy

I can't see myself going to work today

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koreancrimson
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Dad is it foggy outside?

Not sure sweety, can’t really see much outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chanderjeet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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This foggy weather has had an effect on my ability to remember the alphabet

I remember A,B,C,D, and F but I misty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phoenix1270
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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San Francisco gets knocked unconscious in an earthquake

When the city comes to, God is standing over it.

"San Francisco, are you OK?", God asks.

San Francisco replies, "I'm fine, just a little foggy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theqoflife
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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said on a foggy morning during a dry spell

"We need some rain, you think you could help with that?"

"I tried, but I think it mist."

"...that was below even MY dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hector_Ceromus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2015
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It was forecast to be foggy this morning.

Girlfriend: 'It's not foggy outside at all'

Me: 'We must have mist it'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b-roc
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2016
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My Girlfriend is the best...

She has beautiful long black hair, flowing half way down her back...

Not on her head but half way down her back.

Her teeth are so even!

1, 3, 5, and 7 are missing.

At night I would take her into the corn field and kiss her between the ears...

One night it was extremely foggy outside and I mist.

Basically, you could tell she was a farmers daughter because it was hard to "a tractor"

Sometimes I call her (knob) because she is one to adore.

Even wrote her a song entitled "How can I love you if you never go away"

The best...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wicked-Spade
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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Necessity is the mother of invention

If you love some things, like law, sometimes it's best that you never find out how they're made.

But I for one am glad that somewhere in history's foggy past, a butcher looked down at a bunch of miscellaneous meat scraps and asked himself, "What's the wurst that could happen?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Try nuclear energy...

... it's better than the old foggy kind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arog3632
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2017
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Got my girlfriend in the car

Driving down a foggy road, pulled down the window and put my hand out

GF: what did you do that for?

Me: just tried to grab some of that fog but I mist

She just groaned and said "did you really just do that"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingsy6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2014
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Dadjoked my girlfriend at concert

My girlfriend and I went to a Glitch Mob concert a couple of days ago. When we walked into the venue, the smoke machines were already on, it was almost impossible to see the stage. Immediately I turn to her and say

"Man, I don't know if we'll remember this concert tomorrow morning."

"Why?"

"Our memory might be a little foggy."

I had to go look for her in the crowd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaffire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2014
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It was a dark and foggy night

A man is walking home alone one foggy evening, when behind him he faintly hears:

thump...

thump...

thump...

Senses tingling, he begins walking faster only to look back and make out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.

THUMP...

THUMP...

THUMP...

Terrified, the man begins running home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER

FASTER

THUMP...

THUMP...

THUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, slams it shut and locks it behind him.

However, the casket crashes through the door, and with the lid of the casket clacking on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Clappity-THUMP...

Clappity-THUMP...

Clappity-THUMP...

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH! the casket breaks down the door. Thumping and clapping towards him, the man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws it at the casket and...

The coffin stops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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A man is walking home alone late one foggy night

When behind him he hears:

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins running home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER

FASTER

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, and slams it shut and locks it behind him.

However, the casket crashes through the door, with the lid of the casket clacking

Clapity-BUMP...

Clapity-BUMP...

Clapity-BUMP...

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs in the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him

A man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the bottle of cough syrup at the casket and...

The coffin stops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Energylegs23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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