The best BBQ is made by lethargic midgets.

They always cook low and slow.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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My Maths teacher's bicycle jokes.

My maths teacher was demonstrating a 'How to calculate the speed of something when the distance is x and the time is y' type question which involved a bike. It is the first lesson after break-time on Monday morning, so most of us (the students) were dozing off. The maths teacher notices this and begins the 'jokes..'

"I know you're all tired, but you just had brake and I have spoke to you all about not being lethargic in class.

Cue awkward laughter

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👤︎ u/N00dles98
📅︎ Feb 23 2014
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