What did Lady Macbeth name her dog?
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I was visiting my blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
She responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.Β
I said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'Β
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' she answered, βThey're watch dogs'!
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Wanted a unique name for our new pet dog and asked a friend for ideas. His answer?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
My dog's name is holmes
So when I'm at work he's Holmes alone
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I want to buy a female dog and name it βKarmaβ
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︎ Jun 14 2020
"Let me get this straight, you want me to write a kids song about a dog with a funny "name-o"
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︎ Aug 10 2020
If I get a dog, Iβd name it fear.
So if I lost it Iβd be fearless.
My friend also wants a dog, but heβs going to call it spot.
Heβs going to keep it strictly outdoors, that way his house will always be spotless.
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︎ May 03 2020
Porkchop was a "Funnie" name for a dog
You will only get this if you watched " Doug"on Nickelodeon
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︎ May 23 2020
Step 1: Name your dog 5 miles.
Step 2: Brag that you walk 5 miles every day
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︎ Mar 22 2018
A marble-ous name for a dog boutique
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︎ Feb 27 2020
When I finally get a dog, I'm going to name him Peeve.
That way he will be my pet, Peeve.
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︎ May 13 2020
I'm going to name my dog, marbles.
So that when I lose it, I can say I've lost my marbles.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
I'm going to name my next dog Five Miles
...so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
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︎ Apr 22 2019
"Mr. President" could be a great name for a dog...
You could tell him to get off the couch by saying "Get down, Mr. President!"
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︎ Feb 11 2016
The dog's name is Dali. It was between painting him as Muhammad Dali or the Dali Lama. The latter one won (2018 - 2.8m x 3m)
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︎ Feb 17 2019
Why did the physicist name his dog nature?
Because nature abhors a vacuum
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︎ Jun 28 2019
name your dog Christopher
When you take them for a walk, youβll be Christopher Walken.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
My girlfriend's last name is Pan. We were making hot dogs. She was debating how I should cook them, so I said "I like to put my wiener in a pan".
It worked well. The hot dogs were delicious.
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︎ Apr 12 2016
Names of my Dogs
I've got two black Labradors. One is called Madness, but whenever someone ask me if that is his name, I will state "No, this is Sparta!", which is my other dogs name.
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︎ Mar 04 2019
What did the baker name his dog?
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︎ Feb 26 2019
I just found a dog, itβs name is Douglas fir
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︎ Jun 10 2018
What's the name of that dog that likes to eat other dogs? Oh thats right, it's the...
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︎ Apr 19 2018
Why did the snowman name his dog Frosty?
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︎ Dec 24 2018
βI think we should name the dog Vincent Van.β
So we can ask, βShould we let Vincent Van Go outside?β And such.
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︎ Apr 06 2018
What is the name of the art movement popularized in 1920's Germany by dogs who sought to unite art and industrial design alongside artists such as Kandinsky and Paul Klee?
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︎ Mar 12 2018
My wife got a dog with no legs from a shelter and asked what I wanted to name him
I said it doesnβt matter what we call him, heβs not gonna come to us
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︎ Nov 30 2018
Why did the snowman name his dog Frost?
Because sometimes Frost bites!
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︎ Dec 19 2018
What do you name a dog with no legs?
Anything you want, he's not going to come to you.
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︎ Jan 19 2018
What did The Proclaimers name their dog?
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︎ Apr 30 2017
What do you name a dog who lies near the front door all day?
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︎ Jun 25 2017
My dad was talking about our dog, who has a collar with her name written on it...
...he said she has "collar ID."
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︎ Apr 07 2014
I want to get a dog and name it Five-Miles.
So I can say I walk Five-Miles everyday.
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︎ Jan 22 2016
Why did your dad name the family dog Loaf?
Because he's a purebread.
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︎ Jun 04 2016
Our dog's name is Polly
What is it called if I forget to feed her?
Polly no-meal.
I'm using a new method to teach her how to read:
Polly phonics.
What do we call her when she sneaks out of the yard?
Polly gone.
My wife only laughed at the last one but my 7yo daughter thinks they're all awesome.
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︎ Dec 19 2014
My SO and I were just discussing how our friends named their new dog Mariota or Yoda for short and he said, "I can't see that name sticking for too long...it sounds forced." Ba dum tssss.
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︎ Aug 02 2016
What was the name of Hitler's favorite dog?
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︎ Mar 05 2016
What do you use to get a dog's name from a phone call?
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︎ Jan 01 2016
Not a dad, but I think I'd do okay. Case is our dog's name.
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︎ Nov 26 2013
My Dog's name is Pasta
We're on vacation. We drove up to New York, and we took our dogs with us.
We're all eating spaghetti for dinner.
My brother asks while we are all at the table, "Is this pasta the same that we have at home?", and my dad immediately responds with, "I sure hope so, you drove up here with her."
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︎ Jul 04 2014
My dog's name is Yoyo
Dad: It's 100 degrees outside. Give Yoyo some ice water before she turns into a hotdog.
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︎ Sep 16 2013
Why did a man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they were Watch Dogs.
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Why did the man name his dogs Rolex, and Timex?
Because they were watch dogs.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they were watch dogs
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︎ Jul 23 2019
I'm going to name my dog Peeve
So that I can introduce it as my pet, Peeve
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