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A list of puns related to "Boxer (dog)"
I said, “She isn’t wearing panties. She is wearing boxers!”
I’m just proud that I made my wife laugh at one of my corny jokes for once.
...she said "you love those dogs more than me".
His other dog sat in the corner. It's a boxer.
He’s a Boxer.
We were walking past a shop in which there was a dog.
DS:what type of dog is that?
Me: a boxer.
DS: no it's not.
Me: yes it is.
DS: then where's his gloves?
(I know this isn't like most posts here but thought it might pass)
edit: he's 12 by the way. And already all about the puns. I feel for any children he has in the future)
Him: Did you guys see that video on YouTube with the boxer that shit all over the ring after he won?
Us: What?!? No! Where was this?
Him: (straight face) The Westminister dog show.
While talking about a new dog her roommate adopted this week.
Me: "What kind of dog is she?"
Sister: "She's a boxer." Me: "Oh cool, does she wear gloves?"
Sister: "Uhg, you are so funny."
She did a good job poker facing the tornado of laughter inside of her
He’s a Boxer.
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