My wife was making our girls laugh by saying our dog (a boxer) is wearing panties...

I said, β€œShe isn’t wearing panties. She is wearing boxers!”

I’m just proud that I made my wife laugh at one of my corny jokes for once.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moocow870
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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Wife walked in to the bedroom as I was pulling off my Boxers...

...she said "you love those dogs more than me".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tardiusmaximus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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The local Blacksmith got a new dog. When he got him home he made a bolt for the door.

His other dog sat in the corner. It's a boxer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthVarn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Every time the doorbell rings, my dog runs and stands in the corner.

He’s a Boxer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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My son laid this one on me today.

We were walking past a shop in which there was a dog.

DS:what type of dog is that?

Me: a boxer.

DS: no it's not.

Me: yes it is.

DS: then where's his gloves?

(I know this isn't like most posts here but thought it might pass)

edit: he's 12 by the way. And already all about the puns. I feel for any children he has in the future)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zombeedee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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A coworker got us good today...

Him: Did you guys see that video on YouTube with the boxer that shit all over the ring after he won?

Us: What?!? No! Where was this?

Him: (straight face) The Westminister dog show.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slayback
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2014
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Got my sister this morning

While talking about a new dog her roommate adopted this week.

Me: "What kind of dog is she?"

Sister: "She's a boxer." Me: "Oh cool, does she wear gloves?"

Sister: "Uhg, you are so funny."

She did a good job poker facing the tornado of laughter inside of her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snipeki1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2014
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Every time my doorbell rings, my dog jumps up and stands in the corner.

He’s a Boxer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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