Boxer Dog Puns

I said, “She isn’t wearing panties. She is wearing boxers!”

I’m just proud that I made my wife laugh at one of my corny jokes for once.

His other dog sat in the corner. It's a boxer.

We were walking past a shop in which there was a dog.

DS:what type of dog is that?

Me: a boxer.

DS: no it's not.

Me: yes it is.

DS: then where's his gloves?

(I know this isn't like most posts here but thought it might pass)

edit: he's 12 by the way. And already all about the puns. I feel for any children he has in the future)

Him: Did you guys see that video on YouTube with the boxer that shit all over the ring after he won?

Us: What?!? No! Where was this?

Him: (straight face) The Westminister dog show.

While talking about a new dog her roommate adopted this week.

Me: "What kind of dog is she?"

Sister: "She's a boxer." Me: "Oh cool, does she wear gloves?"

Sister: "Uhg, you are so funny."

She did a good job poker facing the tornado of laughter inside of her