What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog... buildings can’t jump
Did you know that Dogs, regardless of breed, cannot operate complex medical equipment?
Cats can.
What's the dog breed that is addicted to internet?
The CYBERian husky
I went to a zoo once and all it had were dogs, I saw this breed I didn’t recognize.
Then I realized, it was a shit zoo
What are scientists favorite dog breed?
Labs
what do you call a dog breed, bred to hear really well?
what do you call a dog breed bred to hear really well?
corn bread
*this was a pun i made a while ago to see how many puns i could fit in a short joke.
My uncle's wife started a pet store that specialized in one breed of dog only...
She closed due to terrier-able sales.
Elaborate, what's your favorite dog breed ?
Elaborador
So apparently there's now a mutated virus specifically targeting people who have worthless, aggressive, mixed breed dogs.
The cur owner virus.
What is Edgar Allen Poe's favorite breed of dog?
A melancholy
What Breed of Dog is Always Sad?
A Mellon Collie
What’s Waluigi’s favorite dog breed
A chiWAHWAH
I believe it's wrong for humans to selectively breed dogs until their faces are smashed flat and they can't breathe normally.
Hugs not pugs.
What breed of dog does a ghost have?
A Yorkshee Terroror.
Dachshund's are a cowboy's favorite dog breed.
They're always telling everyone to get a long little doggie!
Did you know there is a breed of dog that loves science?
You can tell which one it is because they're always wearing a lab coat.
In 2017, the top breed of dog on Google was the Golden Retriever.
Second and third place went to the silver and bronze retrievers.
