What is cute, stiff and mine?

Mastiff

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What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A Labracadabrador.

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The homeless got to eat.

My little sister is stroking the dog (huge bull-mastiff) and comments on how warm he is. "I wouldn't mind being homeless if I had Buster" she says.

To which my dad replies "yeah, you wouldn't go hungry for weeks."

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