Charlie Sheen Puns

A list of puns related to "Charlie Sheen"

What does Charlie Sheen call his mother?

Ma Sheen.

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👤︎ u/TheRealTripleH
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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How many drugs did Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

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👤︎ u/rotary_13b
📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

(Reposted with the right Sheen) (Showing my age)

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👤︎ u/lepew13
📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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Why does Sean Connery watch Two and a Half Men on mute?

Because Charlie should be sheen and not heard.

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👤︎ u/HallLAD
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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The most famous sheen

While getting paint for a project at Lowes, my wife asked the customer service rep which option was the most popular sheen.

I said "Charlie" and neither of them found it funny.

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👤︎ u/lawrencethetornado
📅︎ Nov 12 2016
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