NOTHING!
...J.K. ROLLING!!!
But today he ran over 5 Miles
I mean, most of you haven't showered since last year!
Because she's a man, duh.
Dad: Because it’s a Spy Duh!!
Telepathetic
Edit: How tf this is my first post that blew over 1k!!
Are you a mass murderer?
On the dark side...
Math major: minus 1 duh
English major: Nah, just add ‘g’ in the beginning and it’s gone!
You get apple juice, duh.
You put out a snare!
A-man-duh
A guy wanted to ask a girl to prom.
He wanted to do it right and give her flowers so he went to the flower shop where there was a line.
So he had to wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait.
He got the flowers, asked the girl, and she said yes. Then he had to get a tux for prom. So he went to the tux shop and there was a line.
So he had to wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait.
Then he got his tux and it fit perfectly. He wanted to get the girl a corsage for prom. He went back to the flower shop and there was a line.
So he had to wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait.
He got the corsage and gave it to the girl. Then they went to prom and there was a line at the door.
So they had to wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait.
They got in and danced for some time. But all the dancing made them thirsty, so the guy decided to go get some punch.
He walked over to the punch bowl.
There was no punchline.
He asks “Hey, you got any grapes?” The bartender replies “No we don’t, this is a bar sir.” The duck goes home. He comes back the next day and asks “Hey, you got any grapes?” The bartender yells at him and says “No we don’t, and if you ask me again, I’m gonna nail your feet to the floor!” The duck goes home and comes back the next day. He asks “Hey...you got any nails?” “No, we don’t have any nails.” ... “You got any grapes?”
This is in honor of my dad, who says this to me all the time. He doesn’t even know what the duck song is.
The ceiling, duh.
"listen honey, its not that i want a divorce, i just think i need some space." Then i would put on my helmet and slow walk to the launch pad.
They only have one, duh
To reach the high notes
... for holding up the pants! (Duh)
They're afraid of the unbiblical cord.
Because she’s a man, duh.
“You have to moist-your-eyes! Duh!”
-courtesy of Sophia, my 7 year old niece
Day, duh
A pan-duh!
A pan-duh
A pan-duh!
