When does a joke become a dad joke? ... When it becomes apparent! But when does it become apparent? ...
A pregnant co-worker walked into the office the other day. I took a look at her baby bump and said “it’s becoming apparent that you’re becoming a parent”.
Stay safe everyone and try to keep smiling
Sometimes, for no apparent reason, the number 12 makes me happy
Why is it when someone births an idea, it's the idea that becomes apparent instead of the person?
If the idea is birthed, it should be achild
Why do people love Dad jokes? I mean they're only funny when they're apparent...
I told the "apparent" joke on the front page to my manager
He asked if I had a book of dumbass jokes.
"No, just Reddit."
"Yeah, out of a book?"
My dog keeps shaking for no apparent reason
I'm afraid he might have... Barkinson's...
When he was a kid, my son used to swallow coins for no apparent reason.
I’ve definitely seen some change in him.
Its now apparent....
Im a parent! - New dad first post (Son born 5:31am Sat, Sun raised 6:08am)
With enough therapy all your problems become apparent.
When you become a parent, one thing becomes apparent
My son, apparently an 7yo dad says to me... " Hey dad, what's the alien say to the cat?"
"Take me to your litter"
He's been working on his joke game. V.proud.
Apparently you can’t use ‘beefstew’ as a pass word
Apparently, Santa has epilepsy....
He seizures when you’re sleeping.
Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are just vanishing into thin air.
Police say, they have several leads.
Apparently, you can't use beef stew as a password...
I guess it's not stroganoff
Apparently Florida has the highest rate of infidelity in the country...
It's an unfortunate state of affairs.
I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didn’t like it.
Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
Apparently, I’ve been using counterfeit electricity at home.
I’m a victim of electron fraud!
Apparently until the age of 10 ,
Sean Connery's son thought Humpty Dumpty, shat on the wall
My friend told me about his new boat. Apparently, it has a canopy.
I said "Well, better than a can o' poo."
Apparently every police department has a food division
However, they only take cases involving a salt and buttery.
Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson has a brother, who has a very successful grass-cutting business.
Apparently they have determined that diarrhoea is now hereditary...
It’s known to run in jeans.
Apparently there is a severe shortage of doulas around the world...
It's a real mid-wife crisis!
Apparently there was a crime that happened on the airplane that led to the plane crashing into the ocean.
The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.
Apparently being a hitman is a great profession...
I hear they make a killing
Apparently that new tropical storm is really hard to track. I keep seeing on the news TROPICAL STORM ETA
but they never say when it’ll hit.
Apparently Orion wasn't too excited about his new belt.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized...
So apparently NASA hadn't heard of farting before...
Apparently people make money flipping houses.
I tried the other day but mine is far too heavy.
My 4 year old daughter came crying that she couldn't find her Barbie dolls. Apparently, my 2 year old son threw them in fire last night for fun.
Apparently someone gets stabbed every 48 seconds in South London.
Apparently a town in South Wales is having greater lockdown restrictions imposed on it....
.....and it wouldn't have happened if people there had done things more Caerphilly.
Apparently they won't just cremate anyone.
I used a dad joke from here on my dad and he already knew it. I asked him how and he said...
Apparently, Kanye West has ended his Presidential campaign.
And just shortly after starting it too. But you know how the saying is: "Yeezy come Yeezy go".
Apparently my cat has caught COVID-19
Apparently someone in my town has been stealing the wheels off police cars
They’ve been working tirelessly to find him
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
Apparently a bunch of comedians are making their own beer at the local pub.
I don't know, sounds like a big brewhaha to me.
I don’t get any of these dad jokes in this community!!!!
I must not have Reddit right.
My archeologist buddy invited me to a party. Apparently the entertainment was looking for leg bones in his backyard.
A joke becomes a dad joke when the punchline is apparent
Apparently you can't use beef stew as a password.
Apparently you can't use "beefsoup" as a password.
Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password.
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
When does a dad joke become a dad joke?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
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