[Dark] Reports came out that suicide rates actually dropped during the pandemic despite people's worst fears. I guess it's true what they say...
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︎ May 07 2021
Despite what you'd think, witches really like to shop at Hobby Lobby.
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︎ May 02 2021
Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Despite being an electrical engineer, my son couldn't fix the circuit
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Iβve been watching the John Wayne Gacy documentary series on Peacock. Really creepy and fascinating. Surprisingly, despite being a cannibal murderer, he was a stickler for etiquette.
Anyone who arrived late to one of his dinner parties received a cold shoulder.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad.
Iβm a faux pa.
Edit: This took off a lot better than I expected.
I feel like a father figure now.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Despite waging war in Afghanistan, most Americans can't name its capital.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
My wife bought store brand ketchup despite the fact that I like Heinz. I threw it out, so now I guess she knows....
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︎ Mar 03 2021
My friend wanted to hit the treadmill despite recovering from an injury.
I told him βtread lightlyβ.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Despite getting A-level results of A, B, B, A
it seems that no employer will take a chance on me.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Despite my best efforts, I pooped my pants
It was an undeterred undie turd
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Despite everything this year, we're having a traditional Thanksgiving dinner
You know..Turkey.. stuffing... Cranberries..and Masked Potatoes.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Despite being famous for flying, why did Peter Pan make for a terrible pilot?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
The taylor at the local men's clothing shop kept trying to help me find wedding attire despite my wishes. He finally gave up and said
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Despite curfews in place around the county, cops are out all night clubbing.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
People ask why I make dad jokes despite not having any kids of my own.
The truth is, it's genetic. I actually come from a long line of dads spanning many generations.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Despite a grave outlook on the economy and a dying customer base, one industry for sure won't be going under anytime soon:
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︎ Jun 16 2020
My son decided to eat dinner outside despite the pouring rain...
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Despite the high cost of living,
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︎ May 19 2020
Despite being the owner of a very successful nutrition supplements company, my uncle has developed a deficiency
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︎ Apr 12 2020
The Belorussian Premier League is the only Football league in Europe still playing matches, despite the COVID-19 pandemic.
I heard the atmosphere in their stadiums is contagious.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...
Just so I cover all the bassists.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Despite what you think, earthquakes aren't perfect
They all have their faults.
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︎ Jul 07 2019
I will admit, despite a couple years sober
People that complain too much make me wanna chug whine bottles
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︎ Oct 17 2019
I put the new engineer in charge of driving the locomotive despite without having lessons on how to drive it...
I figured he would do well with on the job training. He went off the rails and wrecked. I don't need to mention about his conduct during the process.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
Despite being an attractive man, my friend is a gardener
So he always has a couple hoes with him
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Bigfoot has managed to evade capture all this time despite his popularity.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Despite all my rage I am still
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︎ Apr 24 2019
Despite the fact that Johnny Depp really disappears into his characters, I never seem to have any trouble recognizing him in a movie.
I guess I just have good Depp perception.
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︎ Dec 07 2015
TIL about Arda Djoques, a homeless woman in Baltimore who wandered into a school and pretended to be a substitute teacher for two weeks. Despite great reviews from her peers, when the school found out, she was forcefully thrown to the street.
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︎ Aug 25 2018
Jackie Chan recently announced that they have received the surgery to transition from male to female. Though, despite this, the most shocking part of this interview was her saying she will no longer be doing her own stunts.
She just doesnβt have the balls anymore
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︎ Jul 17 2019
Despite popular belief Penises can't be 12" long
Because then they'd be a Foot
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︎ Apr 07 2019
Despite my excellent instructions, my student keeps sinking instead of swimming.
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︎ Jan 04 2019
Despite my past beliefs, this mattress is very nice
Iβve been sleeping on it for a long time
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︎ Jan 21 2019
Despite what the Federal Government claims, there are actually only two Food Groups:
- Foods I will eat.
- Foods I won't eat.
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︎ Dec 15 2018
As a young kid, I struggled with homophones, despite having a great teacher.
I can still remember comforting me when I got overwhelmed - giving me a hug and saying "there, their, they're."
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︎ Feb 10 2018
Despite his condition, Stephen Hawking figured out how to get erections again.
He disabled his pop-up blocker.
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︎ Jan 10 2019
Despite knowing that I'm a master of Parcheesi, my children asked me to play with them.
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︎ Nov 09 2018
Despite modern trends, my wife, Christine, took my name when we were married.
I'm still getting used to calling her David.
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︎ Jul 23 2018
Did you hear about the Mexican guy who finished first in the marathon despite getting a late start?
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︎ Apr 22 2017
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
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Despite the cost of living, it remains popular.
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