I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Edit: This took off a lot better than I expected.
I feel like a father figure now.
Despite getting A-level results of A, B, B, A
it seems that no employer will take a chance on me.
Despite everything this year, we're having a traditional Thanksgiving dinner
You know..Turkey.. stuffing... Cranberries..and Masked Potatoes.
A local funk band decided to keep their horn section of cow ghosts, despite them spooking the other members from behind.
Because a herd in the band is worth a boo in the tush.
The taylor at the local men's clothing shop kept trying to help me find wedding attire despite my wishes. He finally gave up and said
Despite being famous for flying, why did Peter Pan make for a terrible pilot?
People ask why I make dad jokes despite not having any kids of my own.
The truth is, it's genetic. I actually come from a long line of dads spanning many generations.
Despite curfews in place around the county, cops are out all night clubbing.
Despite a grave outlook on the economy and a dying customer base, one industry for sure won't be going under anytime soon:
My son decided to eat dinner outside despite the pouring rain...
Despite the high cost of living,
Despite being the owner of a very successful nutrition supplements company, my uncle has developed a deficiency
The Belorussian Premier League is the only Football league in Europe still playing matches, despite the COVID-19 pandemic.
I heard the atmosphere in their stadiums is contagious.
My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...
Just so I cover all the bassists.
There are two types of gay tourists, the ones who visit Netherland, and the ones who visit Iran. Despite such a difference between these places, they go to these countries for the same reason
I will admit, despite a couple years sober
People that complain too much make me wanna chug whine bottles
I put the new engineer in charge of driving the locomotive despite without having lessons on how to drive it...
I figured he would do well with on the job training. He went off the rails and wrecked. I don't need to mention about his conduct during the process.
Despite what you think, earthquakes aren't perfect
They all have their faults.
Despite being an attractive man, my friend is a gardener
So he always has a couple hoes with him
Bigfoot has managed to evade capture all this time despite his popularity.
Despite all my rage I am still
Jackie Chan recently announced that they have received the surgery to transition from male to female. Though, despite this, the most shocking part of this interview was her saying she will no longer be doing her own stunts.
She just doesn’t have the balls anymore
TIL about Arda Djoques, a homeless woman in Baltimore who wandered into a school and pretended to be a substitute teacher for two weeks. Despite great reviews from her peers, when the school found out, she was forcefully thrown to the street.
Despite popular belief Penises can't be 12" long
Because then they'd be a Foot
Despite the fact that Johnny Depp really disappears into his characters, I never seem to have any trouble recognizing him in a movie.
I guess I just have good Depp perception.
TIL: About a guy named Mao who apparently wrote a book that became very famous despite the fact that very few people ever read it.
Despite my excellent instructions, my student keeps sinking instead of swimming.
Despite my past beliefs, this mattress is very nice
I’ve been sleeping on it for a long time
Despite what the Federal Government claims, there are actually only two Food Groups:
- Foods I will eat.
- Foods I won't eat.
Despite his condition, Stephen Hawking figured out how to get erections again.
He disabled his pop-up blocker.
Despite knowing that I'm a master of Parcheesi, my children asked me to play with them.
Despite modern trends, my wife, Christine, took my name when we were married.
I'm still getting used to calling her David.
As a young kid, I struggled with homophones, despite having a great teacher.
I can still remember comforting me when I got overwhelmed - giving me a hug and saying "there, their, they're."
Why were the pirate parents proud of their hardworking yet dim son, despite his lackluster report card?
Arr! He earned the seven C's.
Did you hear about the Mexican guy who finished first in the marathon despite getting a late start?
Did you guys know Fiat makes cars in Asia, despite being an Italian car company?
They mainly manufacture out of FIATnam.
Despite much doubt concerning the legality of his excess consumption of Greek cuisine, it was indeed..
... fully lawful to feel awful after getting full off all that falafel.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Despite the cost of living, it remains popular.
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