So the man goes over and says “I’ve been watching you catch so many fish today, but I’m getting nothing. What’s your secret?”
The other man says “Mffffmmm mmmm mfffmmmm mmmmm”
The first man says “What?”
The other man spits something into his hand and says “I said, you gotta keep your worms warm!”
I'd be hard pressed to think of a better drink.
“Mmmm, I think you have a touch of Friendorphobia”
But he spends all his time on his dashboard
Is steak... medium with just a little pink inside. With a salad is nice too. And potato with butter. Mmmm... love those steaks, roaming wild on the Savannah.
Sorry. Got distracted.
Waitress: How do you like your eggs?
Dad: Mmmm... I like my eggs
Waitress: How do you like them cooked?
Dad: Oh, even better!
Wife: "We've got wines, cheeses, summer sausage.."
Me: "mmmm no I don't think any of the cheeses are sausage."
Me: The cookies in the back got a little bit too crispy, I forgot to convect.
Her: Mmmm... Convection.
Me: You have no idea what convection is, do you?
Her: No, it's the thing with the fans in the oven.
Me: Yeah I had to put them in there, they kept asking for free t-shirts.
Commences groaning
While we were having brunch, I took a delicious bite of a Smoked White Sturgeon Tartine and said "Mmmm, I love capers." My husband replied, "Is that why you watch all those crime shows?"
He still retells that one, because he's so proud of his best dad joke yet.
