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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Mmmm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emotional_Plenty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Mac and cheese mmmm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bradislit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Mmmm...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/134282
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Mmmm steak
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabrinalynn1983
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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Mmmm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kappaman69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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A man is out ice fishing, but not having any luck. But he sees a guy across the lake pulling out fish after fish.

So the man goes over and says β€œI’ve been watching you catch so many fish today, but I’m getting nothing. What’s your secret?”

The other man says β€œMffffmmm mmmm mfffmmmm mmmmm”

The first man says β€œWhat?”

The other man spits something into his hand and says β€œI said, you gotta keep your worms warm!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/02K30C1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Jabba the Beach Hut reddit.com/gallery/icnxc4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saggyleftnut33
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I love cider

I'd be hard pressed to think of a better drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrotherFluffy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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β€œDoctor, I can’t stop saying β€˜Halt! Who goes there?” ...

β€œMmmm, I think you have a touch of Friendorphobia”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I added Paul Walker as a friend on X-box...

But he spends all his time on his dashboard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Having a dad bod is basically having a father figure.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWESOMEair
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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Of the entire animal kingdom, I'd have to say my favorite

Is steak... medium with just a little pink inside. With a salad is nice too. And potato with butter. Mmmm... love those steaks, roaming wild on the Savannah.

Sorry. Got distracted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Neighbor's dad dropped this one on us when we went out for brunch

Waitress: How do you like your eggs?

Dad: Mmmm... I like my eggs

Waitress: How do you like them cooked?

Dad: Oh, even better!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jchives
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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Wife and I planning a dinner party

Wife: "We've got wines, cheeses, summer sausage.."

Me: "mmmm no I don't think any of the cheeses are sausage."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JordanMichael08
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2016
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Got my girlfriend pretty good after making cookies

Me: The cookies in the back got a little bit too crispy, I forgot to convect.

Her: Mmmm... Convection.

Me: You have no idea what convection is, do you?

Her: No, it's the thing with the fans in the oven.

Me: Yeah I had to put them in there, they kept asking for free t-shirts.

Commences groaning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleJehmimah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2014
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Scene of the Crime: Mother's Day Brunch

While we were having brunch, I took a delicious bite of a Smoked White Sturgeon Tartine and said "Mmmm, I love capers." My husband replied, "Is that why you watch all those crime shows?"

He still retells that one, because he's so proud of his best dad joke yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strixaluco
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2014
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Dad joke at work today

The coffee machine was broken and someone got a box of coffee from Starbucks (holds about 10 cups), and I said mmmm I love Starbox coffe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gustoid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2014
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