Bernie Puns

A list of puns related to "Bernie"

I don’t see how introverts can vote for Bernie.

I would figure they want anti-socialism.

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👤︎ u/Kirigaya9191
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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Bernie Sanders dropped out...

He is practicing Socialist Distancing.

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👤︎ u/HanlonRazor
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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Why did Bernie Sanders refuse to return to the Senate after the primaries?

He wanted to practice socialist distancing

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👤︎ u/winkelschleifer
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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Bernie Sanders is getting old,

First with the heart attack and now with the strokes

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👤︎ u/Guitar_Strap
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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Bernie Madeoff..

..with 65 billion dollars.

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👤︎ u/I_Hate_Knickers_5
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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i don’t know why everyone thought 73-year-old Bernie Sanders was too old to run for president four years ago...

...after all, he was in his prime.

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👤︎ u/violetchamomile292
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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What kind of music does Bernie Sanders listen to?

Progressive Rock

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👤︎ u/scorchedgoat
📅︎ May 10 2019
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Bernie Madoff with all my money!
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👤︎ u/_otterinabox
📅︎ Dec 27 2016
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Bernie Sanders Fridge Magnet. store.berniesanders.com/c…
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👤︎ u/live4lifelegit
📅︎ Dec 18 2015
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I may have gotten a virus when I visited the Bernie Sanders website.

Now it Berns when IP.

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👤︎ u/uptwolait
📅︎ Feb 09 2016
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I found Bernie Sanders' brother...

I work selling home improvements supplies/ tools in a department store. My co-worker and I were putting new products on the shelves, and I happened to grab some power sanders, so I remarked to my co -worker that

I found Bernie Sanders' brother, DeWalt Sanders.

(DeWalt is a brand of hand and power tools.)

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👤︎ u/Seekerman
📅︎ Feb 19 2016
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An unexpected dad joke in the Bernie Sanders AMA

Here

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👤︎ u/Pater-Familias
📅︎ Dec 17 2013
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If Joe biden becomes president,

the white house will become forbiden

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👤︎ u/baalbaking58
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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The parents that started the wildfire with their gender reveal party announced what they will name their baby.

Bernie.

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👤︎ u/stefan715
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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Did you hear about the Chinese fire eater,

Bernie Tung?

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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What kind of pet likes hiking and democratic socialism?

Bernie’s mountain dog!

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👤︎ u/strictlybalrogs
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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My wife sent me an article about "sandpaper spouses..."

I told her she must be 2000 grit, 'cause she's FINE!

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👤︎ u/HeartOfDavid
📅︎ Feb 25 2016
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Regardless of who wins the election today, let's hope that whoever runs in 2020 has the perfect vision this country needs.

Sorry Bernie fans, but he wears glasses so he's either far or near-sighted.

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👤︎ u/ashinyfeebas
📅︎ Nov 08 2016
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My professor had a good one today...

Someone in my class has a Mac with a Bernie Sanders sticker on it. He was answering one of her questions and told her to type it on her "Bernie Mac."

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👤︎ u/platysaur
📅︎ Jan 28 2016
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