Bernie Sanders dropped out...

He is practicing Socialist Distancing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanlonRazor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Why did Bernie Sanders refuse to return to the Senate after the primaries?

He wanted to practice socialist distancing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Bernie Sanders is getting old,

First with the heart attack and now with the strokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guitar_Strap
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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i don’t know why everyone thought 73-year-old Bernie Sanders was too old to run for president four years ago...

...after all, he was in his prime.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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What kind of music does Bernie Sanders listen to?

Progressive Rock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scorchedgoat
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Bernie Sanders Fridge Magnet. store.berniesanders.com/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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I may have gotten a virus when I visited the Bernie Sanders website.

Now it Berns when IP.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uptwolait
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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I found Bernie Sanders' brother...

I work selling home improvements supplies/ tools in a department store. My co-worker and I were putting new products on the shelves, and I happened to grab some power sanders, so I remarked to my co -worker that

I found Bernie Sanders' brother, DeWalt Sanders.

(DeWalt is a brand of hand and power tools.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seekerman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2016
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Messaging my dad about my excitement to see Bernie Sanders!

Me: I can't wait see Bernie Sanders live!

Dad: Never knew he was dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPaintedLady
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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An unexpected dad joke in the Bernie Sanders AMA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pater-Familias
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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My professor had a good one today...

Someone in my class has a Mac with a Bernie Sanders sticker on it. He was answering one of her questions and told her to type it on her "Bernie Mac."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/platysaur
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2016
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