A list of puns related to "Bernie Sanders"
He is practicing Socialist Distancing.
He wanted to practice socialist distancing
First with the heart attack and now with the strokes
...after all, he was in his prime.
Progressive Rock
Now it Berns when IP.
I work selling home improvements supplies/ tools in a department store. My co-worker and I were putting new products on the shelves, and I happened to grab some power sanders, so I remarked to my co -worker that
I found Bernie Sanders' brother, DeWalt Sanders.
(DeWalt is a brand of hand and power tools.)
Me: I can't wait see Bernie Sanders live!
Dad: Never knew he was dead.
Someone in my class has a Mac with a Bernie Sanders sticker on it. He was answering one of her questions and told her to type it on her "Bernie Mac."
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