Why does Bernie wear mittens?
To warm Bernie’s handers
I think my dad's getting sick of the Bernie memes. He also did not appreciate my response.
Why was Bernie so cold at the inauguration?
Because it was minus 45.
I don’t see how introverts can vote for Bernie.
I would figure they want anti-socialism.
Bernie Sanders dropped out...
He is practicing Socialist Distancing.
Why did Bernie Sanders refuse to return to the Senate after the primaries?
He wanted to practice socialist distancing
Bernie Sanders is getting old,
First with the heart attack and now with the strokes
i don’t know why everyone thought 73-year-old Bernie Sanders was too old to run for president four years ago...
...after all, he was in his prime.
What kind of music does Bernie Sanders listen to?
Progressive Rock
Bernie Madoff with all my money!
Bernie Sanders Fridge Magnet. store.berniesanders.com/c…
I may have gotten a virus when I visited the Bernie Sanders website.
Now it Berns when IP.
I found Bernie Sanders' brother...
I work selling home improvements supplies/ tools in a department store. My co-worker and I were putting new products on the shelves, and I happened to grab some power sanders, so I remarked to my co -worker that
I found Bernie Sanders' brother, DeWalt Sanders.
(DeWalt is a brand of hand and power tools.)
Messaging my dad about my excitement to see Bernie Sanders!
Me: I can't wait see Bernie Sanders live!
Dad: Never knew he was dead.
An unexpected dad joke in the Bernie Sanders AMA
