Rasta Puns

A list of puns related to "Rasta"

A little girl turns to her mother and asks, "What is that rasta man cooking behind us?"

The mother turns around to look and says, "I don't know sweetie. What Jamaican?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psyqqer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I was once in a Rasta band. I played the triangle.

I just stood at the back and ting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gracemk1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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16-year old Daughter: Dad, I'm going Rasta now.

Dad: Yikes, so now I understand your ... aroma. Can you resume washing your hair at least?

16-year old Daughter: I can't. I'm dreading my hair.

Dad: That makes two of us!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Who's the most famous Rasta athlete?

Tom Braidy! I'm sorry, that was dreadful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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Went to a rasta barber...

...my hair is now dreadful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kippekok
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2017
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How do Jamaicans design their graphics?

With a Rasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anafuckboi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do they call Batman in Jamaica?

Rasta Wayne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNightmanCometh10
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What do you call a Jamaican with excellent vision?

Rasta far eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Nugs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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My Dad on Bob Marley's grandson signing with the Redskins

Of course he is going to get a roster spot. He is already a Rasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s1rdanks
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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Wife wanted to know if I would like some tea.

In my best rasta impression, I belted out with:

"No woman, No chai!"

the sigh was heard for miles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeF4y
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2016
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