Rasta Puns

A list of puns related to "Rasta"

A little girl turns to her mother and asks, "What is that rasta man cooking behind us?"

The mother turns around to look and says, "I don't know sweetie. What Jamaican?"

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👤︎ u/psyqqer
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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I was once in a Rasta band. I played the triangle.

I just stood at the back and ting

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👤︎ u/gracemk1
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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16-year old Daughter: Dad, I'm going Rasta now.

Dad: Yikes, so now I understand your ... aroma. Can you resume washing your hair at least?

16-year old Daughter: I can't. I'm dreading my hair.

Dad: That makes two of us!

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👤︎ u/phish_tacos
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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Who's the most famous Rasta athlete?

Tom Braidy! I'm sorry, that was dreadful.

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Mar 17 2018
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Went to a rasta barber...

...my hair is now dreadful.

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👤︎ u/Kippekok
📅︎ Aug 23 2017
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How do Jamaicans design their graphics?

With a Rasta

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👤︎ u/anafuckboi
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do they call Batman in Jamaica?

Rasta Wayne

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👤︎ u/TheNightmanCometh10
📅︎ May 16 2020
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What do you call a Jamaican with excellent vision?

Rasta far eye.

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👤︎ u/Mr_Nugs
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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My Dad on Bob Marley's grandson signing with the Redskins

Of course he is going to get a roster spot. He is already a Rasta

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👤︎ u/s1rdanks
📅︎ May 17 2017
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Wife wanted to know if I would like some tea.

In my best rasta impression, I belted out with:

"No woman, No chai!"

the sigh was heard for miles.

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👤︎ u/JeF4y
📅︎ Feb 10 2016
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