I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
Tomorrow is Jamaican Day at work
My college roommate, Anthony, was really into Italian food and Jamaican music.
We called him Reggae Tony.
I'm pretty sure my office printer is Jamaican.
It's always jammin', mahn.
Pikachu gets stabbed by a Jamaican man and then asks why?
The Jamaican man replies he just wanted to poke a mon.
How do Jamaicans design their graphics?
It’s going to be dress like a Jamaican day on Monday
I'm going to my Jamaican chiropractor to get some joint relief.
What do you call a Jamaican man who only eats raw fish?
Why are Jamaicans afraid of kosher delis?
What does a Jamaican call a male sinner?
What is a Jamaican’s favourite spice?
You hear about Japan's new Hawaiian/Jamaican fusion food craze?
My wife got really mad at me when I told her that someone from the Jamaican Spice place was looking for her.
I said, “The jerk store called for you.”
A Jamaican man has stormed into my hairdressers and demanded I give him a new style
Jamaicans that fear operating doors with a key...
I want to open a Jamaican-Spanish-Irish small plates breakfast joint.
We're going to call it "Tapas the Morning to Ja"
Jamaican me crave a slice 🥧
Have you heard about Vladimir Putin’s Jamaican cousin?
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
What do you call an apologetic Jamaican?
What do you call a Jamaican with excellent vision?
What do you call the Jamaican who sat on a porcupine?
What did the confused Jamaican say to the other Jamaican before dinner?
What do you call a Jamaican that makes really good spaghetti?
The conch soup at the Jamaican restaurant was mighty expensive....
But customers were happy to shell out the cash for it!
What is a Jamaican electricians favorite word?
There should be a movie about a Jamaican curling team that competes in the Olympics.
What do you ask a Jamaican chef?
What did the Jamaican name his son?
Where do Jamaicans go when they die?
What's the most important piece to a Jamaican's chess strategy?
I've been having some separation anxiety recently, and my Jamaican psychiatrist recommended that I bend an old pen around my finger as an exercise in self-assurance
Worked like a charm, I really feel like I am in de pen dent
What do you call a Jamaican restaurant that serves Japanese tuna?
What do you call a Jamaican man working at a poke salad bar?
My Jamaican friend invited me to his poultry farm
The second I arrived his chickens started to attack me.
He fought them off and said, “Sorry about them. They’re jerk chickens.”
It's Jamaican hair day at work next week.
Tomorrow is Jamaican Hairstyle Day.
And I’m already dreading it.
"Hey kids, it's Jamaican hairstyle day at work tomorrow!"
I used to play triangle in a Jamaican reggae band.
I had to quit because it was one ting after another
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist