I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....

It was always just one ting after another.

Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThroneDiscs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Tomorrow is Jamaican Day at work

I'm dreading it

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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I'm pretty sure my office printer is Jamaican.

It's always jammin', mahn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Pikachu gets stabbed by a Jamaican man and then asks why?

The Jamaican man replies he just wanted to poke a mon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4294
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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How do Jamaicans design their graphics?

With a Rasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anafuckboi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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It’s going to be dress like a Jamaican day on Monday

I’m already dreading it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ventanaman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I'm going to my Jamaican chiropractor to get some joint relief.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guangtou22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What do you call a Jamaican man who only eats raw fish?

A poke-mon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Why are Jamaicans afraid of kosher delis?

They dread lox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshik72
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What does a Jamaican call a male sinner?

Cinnamon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UhHowAboutN0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What is a Jamaican’s favourite spice?

CinnaMon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickledust465
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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You hear about Japan's new Hawaiian/Jamaican fusion food craze?

Poke Mon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManosVanBoom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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My wife got really mad at me when I told her that someone from the Jamaican Spice place was looking for her.

I said, β€œThe jerk store called for you.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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A Jamaican man has stormed into my hairdressers and demanded I give him a new style

I'm dreading it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Jamaicans that fear operating doors with a key...

They dreadlocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I want to open a Jamaican-Spanish-Irish small plates breakfast joint.

We're going to call it "Tapas the Morning to Ja"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Jamaican me crave a slice πŸ₯§
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πŸ‘€︎ u/photolove8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Have you heard about Vladimir Putin’s Jamaican cousin?

His name is Ras Putin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_spill_things
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Pokemon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuessImNotLurking
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What do you call an apologetic Jamaican?

A Rastasorrian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kill3rkev360
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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What do you call a Jamaican with excellent vision?

Rasta far eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Nugs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What do you call the Jamaican who sat on a porcupine?

PokΓ©mon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petsarenice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What did the confused Jamaican say to the other Jamaican before dinner?

What Jamaican?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sloppytricks
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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The conch soup at the Jamaican restaurant was mighty expensive....

But customers were happy to shell out the cash for it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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What do you call a Jamaican that makes really good spaghetti?

A pastafari.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j_wrigh2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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What is a Jamaican electricians favorite word?

Conduit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cpettit86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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What did the Jamaican name his son?

Benjamin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PyroMojo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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There should be a movie about a Jamaican curling team that competes in the Olympics.

Call it Curl Runnings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1esserknown
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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What do you ask a Jamaican chef?

What Jamaican?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toast49
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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Where do Jamaicans go when they die?

Limbo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drew-Pickles
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2015
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What's the most important piece to a Jamaican's chess strategy?

It de pawns, mon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirclicksal0t
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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What do you call a Jamaican restaurant that serves Japanese tuna?

PokΓ©, mon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Arkeville
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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My Jamaican friend invited me to his poultry farm

The second I arrived his chickens started to attack me.

He fought them off and said, β€œSorry about them. They’re jerk chickens.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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I've been having some separation anxiety recently, and my Jamaican psychiatrist recommended that I bend an old pen around my finger as an exercise in self-assurance

Worked like a charm, I really feel like I am in de pen dent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrOontzOontz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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What do you call a Jamaican man working at a poke salad bar?

PokΓ©-mon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imakemoopoints
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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It's Jamaican hair day at work next week.

I'm already dreading it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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I’m not looking forward to my next appointment with the Jamaican barber.

As a matter of fact, I’m dreading it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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Tomorrow is Jamaican Hairstyle Day.

And I’m already dreading it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/face-spunk
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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"Hey kids, it's Jamaican hairstyle day at work tomorrow!"

I'm dreading it…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2017
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I used to play triangle in a Jamaican reggae band.

I had to quit because it was one ting after another

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What do you call a Jamaican proctologist

A PokΓ©mon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

PokΓ©mon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hugh_Jaynous
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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