I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
Pikachu gets stabbed by a Jamaican man and then asks why?
The Jamaican man replies he just wanted to poke a mon.
How do Jamaicans design their graphics?
It’s going to be dress like a Jamaican day on Monday
What do you call a Jamaican man who only eats raw fish?
Why are Jamaicans afraid of kosher delis?
I'm going to my Jamaican chiropractor to get some joint relief.
What does a Jamaican call a male sinner?
You hear about Japan's new Hawaiian/Jamaican fusion food craze?
What is a Jamaican’s favourite spice?
What do you call a cooking battle between a Spaniard and a Jamaican
My wife got really mad at me when I told her that someone from the Jamaican Spice place was looking for her.
I said, “The jerk store called for you.”
Jamaicans that fear operating doors with a key...
A Jamaican man has stormed into my hairdressers and demanded I give him a new style
I want to open a Jamaican-Spanish-Irish small plates breakfast joint.
We're going to call it "Tapas the Morning to Ja"
Have you heard about Vladimir Putin’s Jamaican cousin?
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Jamaican me crave a slice 🥧
What do you call an apologetic Jamaican?
"Hey kids, it's Jamaican hairstyle day at work tomorrow!"
What do you call a Jamaican with excellent vision?
The conch soup at the Jamaican restaurant was mighty expensive....
But customers were happy to shell out the cash for it!
What do you call a Jamaican that makes really good spaghetti?
What did the Jamaican name his son?
What is a Jamaican electricians favorite word?
What did the confused Jamaican say to the other Jamaican before dinner?
There should be a movie about a Jamaican curling team that competes in the Olympics.
What do you ask a Jamaican chef?
What's the most important piece to a Jamaican's chess strategy?
Where do Jamaicans go when they die?
I've been having some separation anxiety recently, and my Jamaican psychiatrist recommended that I bend an old pen around my finger as an exercise in self-assurance
Worked like a charm, I really feel like I am in de pen dent
My Jamaican friend invited me to his poultry farm
The second I arrived his chickens started to attack me.
He fought them off and said, “Sorry about them. They’re jerk chickens.”
What do you call a Jamaican restaurant that serves Japanese tuna?
What do you call a Jamaican man working at a poke salad bar?
It's Jamaican hair day at work next week.
What do you call a Jamaican fish?
I’m not looking forward to my next appointment with the Jamaican barber.
As a matter of fact, I’m dreading it.
Tomorrow is Jamaican Hairstyle Day.
And I’m already dreading it.
I used to play triangle in a Jamaican reggae band.
I had to quit because it was one ting after another
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
