Aborigine Puns

I said, "Didja redo it?"

The Ab Original.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

I guess you could say he’s ab-original.

lots of aboriginal content.

I thought, thats Aboriginal.

1. Grace, an Aboriginal woman falls in love with a convict called Ed.

2. Grace's brother, Wilangorga ( commonly known as William) is known for his anger and hate for the English.

3. That does not stop Grace seeing Ed any time possible.

4. One night William is out hunting near the town and sees Ed and Grace together

5. Caught off guard , He tries to scare Ed away so William Shakes Spear.

I said, “Didja redo it?”