My son was telling me that he has just failed his exam in Aboriginal music...

I said, "Didja redo it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What do you call the first Australian native to ever have a six pack

The Ab Original.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vanillathunda1989
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAbout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Did you hear about the first Neanderthal to get an 8-pack?

I guess you could say he’s ab-original.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bach563
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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r/Australia doesn't have many reposts...

lots of aboriginal content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DenethorWithDip
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Once saw a man play "Dancing Queen" on a didgeridoo....

I thought, thats Aboriginal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unhandyfour
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2016
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A plan for my (really loose) recreation Romeo and Juliet set in colonial Australia.
  1. Grace, an Aboriginal woman falls in love with a convict called Ed.

  2. Grace's brother, Wilangorga ( commonly known as William) is known for his anger and hate for the English.

  3. That does not stop Grace seeing Ed any time possible.

  4. One night William is out hunting near the town and sees Ed and Grace together

  5. Caught off guard , He tries to scare Ed away so William Shakes Spear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2016
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My mate was telling me that he failed his exam in Aboriginal music....

I said, β€œDidja redo it?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MARKHENRY88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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