I accidentally burned my Hawaiian pizza.
Should have used aloha temperature.
My son made that one up. Proud poppa here!
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Burnt my hawaiian pizza today...
Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
EDIT: Thanks for the awards, y'all!
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︎ Oct 06 2020
People began paying the Hawaiian volcano goddess to lie down from time to time
They're calling it a pay lay
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Cooking a Hawaiian pizza and don't want to burn it?
Be sure to cook it at aloha temperature.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
What does a Hawaiian comedian put on a sunburn?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I once asked a Hawaiian if he had a high pitched laugh.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Do Hawaiians laugh out loud?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night...shouldβve put it on aloha setting!
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︎ Jul 23 2019
TIFU by telling a joke while overfilling a pitcher with that hawaiian juice drink...
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︎ Sep 04 2020
You hear about Japan's new Hawaiian/Jamaican fusion food craze?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Pun dog burned his Hawaiian pizza
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︎ Nov 17 2016
Absolutely livid. Bought a Hawaiian pizza for dinner and I've just burned it. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature.
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︎ Oct 30 2018
SOMEONE PUT A PICKLE IN MY GLASS OF HAWAIIAN PUNCH
I guess it's a TROP-PICKLE
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︎ Mar 27 2019
What's the Hawaiian squirrel's favorite anime?
My Hero Macadamia (Nut)
[Full disclosure that's my son's joke]
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︎ Sep 08 2019
Why do Hawaiians make bread?
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︎ Jul 12 2019
What does a Hawaiian Spider do in his free time?
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︎ Jul 20 2018
What do you call a Hawaiian murder mystery?
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︎ Jul 25 2019
How does a Hawaiian baritone laugh?
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︎ Nov 15 2018
Need a Hawaiian themed pun
Asking a girl to prom and we have an inside joke about me wearing Hawaiian shirts. Not sure where else to post this so thanks.
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︎ Apr 26 2017
I burned my Hawaiian pizza because I put it in the oven vertically.
Guess I was supposed to lei it.
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︎ Jan 24 2019
What did the Hawaiian cow wear to the party?
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︎ Jan 04 2019
When I die I want the theme to my funeral to be Hawaiian, if you're not dressed up as a Hawaiian you're not welcome.
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︎ Feb 21 2017
What do you call the first Hawaiian in space?
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︎ Mar 03 2018
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza
Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I Burned My Hawaiian Pizza
I should have used Aloha temperature.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today
Should have cooked it at aloha temperature
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︎ Apr 02 2020
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza
Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I burned my hawaiian pizza.
I guess I should have used aloha temperature.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
I shouldβve cooked it on aloha temperature...
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︎ Aug 05 2019
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza
Shouldβve cooked it on aloha temperature
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︎ May 04 2020
Burnt my hawaiian pizza last night.
Should have put the oven on aloha setting!
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︎ Feb 08 2019
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza.
I guess I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
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︎ Mar 07 2020
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today...
... Shouldβve cooked it at aloha temperature.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today
I should have cooked it at aloha temperature
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Burned my Hawaiian pizza today
I should've cooked it on aloha temperature.
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︎ Jul 31 2018
Burned my Hawaiian pizza today..
Should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
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︎ Jul 22 2017
Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
Should have cooked it on aloha temperature
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Burned my Hawaiian pizza today,
I should've cooked it on aloha temperature.
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︎ Jun 11 2019
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza
I should have set it at an aloha temperature
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︎ Nov 10 2018
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night...
...I should have put it on aloha setting.
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︎ Nov 19 2015
Damn it I just burned my Hawaiian Pizza
I guess I shouldβve cooked it on aloha temperature.
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︎ Nov 01 2018
Dammit, I just burned my Hawaiian pizza.
Maybe I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
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︎ Nov 01 2018
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza yesterday.
I should have cooked it at aloha temperature
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︎ Oct 30 2018
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
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︎ Aug 07 2018
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
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︎ Feb 01 2017
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today...
I should've put it on aloha setting.
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︎ Apr 12 2017
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