What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor??

An Optical Aleutian

I’ll see myself out...

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The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.

He wasn’t really inuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blopso
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Some Alaskans like the snow. It's part of their heritage.

Some just aren't Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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I just heard of an Alaskan who wants to visit Texas, but he’s afraid to...

...He suffers from claustrophobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Alaskan fishermen.

Alaskan fishermen often end up in Russia because they have difficulty keeping their Bering Strait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prendrefeu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What do Alaskan tourists say when they build an Igloo?

Let's go Inuit

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Have you seen how excited Alaskans get about their hobbies?

They get very Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArmlessGuy12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.

But it turned out to be an optical Aleutian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/createsean
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I used to date a native Alaskan... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Did you hear what Alaskan cows produced today?

Milkshakes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teeim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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My new restaurant is a fusion of Chinese and Native Alaskan cuisines.

It's called Lo Mein on the Totem Pole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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What do Alaskans eat for breakfast?

Quaker Oats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsMRslash
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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Uncle took an Alaskan cruise. Asked how it was to see the Northern Lights

He said, β€œit gave me chills”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hutimuti
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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Why do Alaskans wash their cloths in tide?

because it is too cold out tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themannamedme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2016
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I once had to see an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.

Turns out he was an optical Aleutian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crash_86
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island...

...but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
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I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island . . .

but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnideRemarkDept
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2013
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