Why are gay people insomniacs?
Because they can't go straight to sleep!
(I am so sorry)
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οΈ May 16 2021
What do you get when you cross an Agnostic, and Insomniac, and a Dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a doG!
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οΈ Apr 05 2021
They jailed the insomniac again...
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οΈ Dec 11 2020
Great news for insomniacs....
.....only 2 more sleeps till Xmas.
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οΈ Dec 15 2020
What crime did they charge the insomniac with?
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οΈ Apr 01 2020
I once knew a dyslexic, agnostic, paranoid insomniac.
He'd lie awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
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οΈ Jan 25 2019
Why was the insomniac sent to prison?
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οΈ Oct 15 2019
Why do insomniacs have dirty floors?
They have trouble sweeping..
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οΈ Jan 19 2019
Did you here about the insomniac who went to jail?
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οΈ Apr 06 2019
My grandfather said he was thinking of becoming an insomniac.
I said, 'It's never too late.'
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οΈ Mar 20 2019
I used to be an insomniac.
But I got tired of counting sheep.
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οΈ Feb 19 2019
My uncle was a dyslexic agnostic insomniac.
He used to lay awake at nights wondering if there really was a dog.
(I'm sure most of you have probably heard this one before, but I just remembered it and hopefully it's new to someone)
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οΈ Mar 31 2018
Great news for insomniacs
Only three more sleeps til Christmas!
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οΈ Aug 27 2018
It's not difficult to be an insomniac.
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οΈ Jun 29 2018
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?
3 angry guys hitting you.
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οΈ Dec 26 2017
Did you hear about the insomniac who was just put in jail?
He was charged with resisting a rest!
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οΈ May 24 2017
What subreddit has the highest % of insomniacs?
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οΈ Jan 04 2017
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog
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οΈ Jan 07 2021
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, agnostic, and someone with dyslexia?
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there's a dog
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οΈ Jul 15 2020
What did the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?
He stayed up all night wondering if there's a dog.
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οΈ Dec 31 2020
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
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οΈ Aug 07 2020
I used to know a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac.
He would be up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
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οΈ Oct 02 2020
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic person ?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog
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οΈ Sep 05 2020
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dislexic and an agnostic?
Somebody who stays up all night, debating whether or not there is a dog.
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οΈ Mar 27 2020
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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οΈ Jun 02 2020
I used to know a dyslexic agnostic insomniac
. He would be up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
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οΈ Apr 19 2020
Have you heard about the dislexic agnostic insomniac?
He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
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οΈ Apr 04 2020
What happens when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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οΈ Oct 06 2017
What does the dyslexic,agnostic insomniac do ?
Stay up all night wondering if there's a dog
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οΈ Mar 03 2020
What happens to someone who is agnostic, an insomniac, and dyslexic?
They lay awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
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οΈ Nov 23 2019
"Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog."
An oldie but still good.
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οΈ Dec 08 2019
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if dog exists.
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οΈ Jul 06 2019
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
He kept himself awake at night wondering if there was a dog.
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οΈ Aug 11 2018
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
He used to lie awake at night worrying about the existence of dog.
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οΈ Jul 23 2019
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
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οΈ Aug 31 2019
What do you get when you combine an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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οΈ Jun 14 2019
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog
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οΈ Jun 12 2019
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
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οΈ Mar 24 2018
What do you get when crossing an agnostic, dyslexic, and insomniac?
A person who stays awake all night pondering if there really is a dog.
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οΈ Sep 03 2018
A friend of mine is an agnostic insomniac with dyslexia.
He lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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οΈ Feb 21 2019
What do agnostic dyslexic insomniacs do?
They stay up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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οΈ Feb 06 2018
Did you hear about the Dyslexic, Agnostic Insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if his Dog was real.
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οΈ Jun 27 2018
What happens when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?
A person that stays up all night wondering if thereβs a dog
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οΈ Dec 26 2017
What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Somebody who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
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οΈ Nov 23 2015
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there was a dog.
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οΈ Dec 07 2016
Did you guys hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
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οΈ Nov 15 2014
What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?
Somebody who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
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οΈ Jun 16 2015
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