Why are gay people insomniacs?

Because they can't go straight to sleep!

(I am so sorry)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LivingUnicorgi
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What do you get when you cross an Agnostic, and Insomniac, and a Dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a doG!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/professorf
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They jailed the insomniac again...

He was resisting a rest

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/linkhandford
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Great news for insomniacs....

.....only 2 more sleeps till Xmas.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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What crime did they charge the insomniac with?

Resisting A Rest

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VagariTurtle
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I once knew a dyslexic, agnostic, paranoid insomniac.

He'd lie awake at night wondering if there's a dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordMeme42
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2019
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Why was the insomniac sent to prison?

He was resisting a rest

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole
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Why do insomniacs have dirty floors?

They have trouble sweeping..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pincheperroloco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2019
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Did you here about the insomniac who went to jail?

He was resisting a rest

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaiserpg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2019
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My grandfather said he was thinking of becoming an insomniac.

I said, 'It's never too late.'

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
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I used to be an insomniac.

But I got tired of counting sheep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zephyrcoco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2019
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My uncle was a dyslexic agnostic insomniac.

He used to lay awake at nights wondering if there really was a dog.

(I'm sure most of you have probably heard this one before, but I just remembered it and hopefully it's new to someone)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Asmor
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Great news for insomniacs

Only three more sleeps til Christmas!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buckfast1994
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2018
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It's not difficult to be an insomniac.

I became one overnight.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2018
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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

3 angry guys hitting you.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2017
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Did you hear about the insomniac who was just put in jail?

He was charged with resisting a rest!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BAbe_Linc0ln
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2017
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What subreddit has the highest % of insomniacs?

/r/notinteresting

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/esemef
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2017
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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TerribleSpork
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2021
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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, agnostic, and someone with dyslexia?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there's a dog

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fukurslf
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What did the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gabz09
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2020
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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dane-Direct
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I used to know a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac.

He would be up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AndrewMacSydney
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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic person ?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2020
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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dislexic and an agnostic?

Somebody who stays up all night, debating whether or not there is a dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/toast_with_a_monocle
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

He stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersonfmly
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I used to know a dyslexic agnostic insomniac

. He would be up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AndrewMacSydney
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Have you heard about the dislexic agnostic insomniac?

He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ReyNada
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What happens when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does the dyslexic,agnostic insomniac do ?

Stay up all night wondering if there's a dog

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notonweed
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What happens to someone who is agnostic, an insomniac, and dyslexic?

They lay awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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"Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog."

An oldie but still good.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oxfordthethird
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if dog exists.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drunkinalaska
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He kept himself awake at night wondering if there was a dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/geogdog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11 2018
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He used to lie awake at night worrying about the existence of dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToughBeingAPig
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23 2019
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Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2019
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What do you get when you combine an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Socratio
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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you get when crossing an agnostic, dyslexic, and insomniac?

A person who stays awake all night pondering if there really is a dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BNYRBT
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A friend of mine is an agnostic insomniac with dyslexia.

He lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IAmTommyZombie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2019
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What do agnostic dyslexic insomniacs do?

They stay up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that_JP
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2018
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Did you hear about the Dyslexic, Agnostic Insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if his Dog was real.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phredex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27 2018
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What happens when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

A person that stays up all night wondering if there’s a dog

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/etherealredditor
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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Somebody who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MeowMixSong
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2015
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Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there was a dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/damnitjake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2016
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Did you guys hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/west1132
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15 2014
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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Somebody who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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