My horse has insomnia and keeps everyone awake
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My friend is a rapper with insomnia
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia?
He was up all night wondering whether or not there was a dog.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Studyβs show people who suffer insomnia are really into there research.
They wonβt rest until they find a cure.
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Insomnia
My doctor recently asked me if I thought I suffered from insomnia or not.
It was a tough decision, so I decided to sleep on it.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Iβve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.
I wonβt rest until I find it.
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︎ Jul 03 2019
I hate insomnia, it's a horrible condition
I'm losing sleep over it.
On the plus side, it's only 3 more sleeps until Christmas
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︎ Mar 19 2020
I was recently arrested due to my insomnia
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︎ Mar 19 2020
I've been worrying a lot about my life since the doctor diagnosed me with insomnia.
It's keeping me up all night.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
One good thing having insomnia
You never wake up in the wrong side of the bed
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︎ Nov 04 2019
My step mother who is suffering from insomnia got really mad at me the other day when I jokingly said to her that you're like my
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︎ Jul 02 2019
Dad I think I have insomnia...
Dad: "You should go live in New York City then"
Son: "Why"
Dad: "Because its the city that never sleeps"
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︎ Jun 28 2019
Why was the person with insomnia taken into custody?
They were resisting a rest.
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︎ Aug 24 2016
What does a dyslexic, agnostic kid with insomnia do?
He lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog!
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︎ May 10 2019
Insomnia is a constant battle...
I will not sleep until I find a cure.
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︎ Oct 30 2018
Why was the janitor fired after he developed insomnia and a speech impediment?
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︎ Feb 07 2019
I love insomnia.
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︎ May 25 2019
Iβve found a great way to solve my insomnia. I just download an app.
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︎ May 02 2019
LPT: If you are suffering from insomnia, listen to some smooth jazz right before bedtime.
It has a lot of mellow toninβ.
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︎ May 25 2018
I heard my biking friend had a case of bad insomnia...
He was too tired to do anything
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︎ Jul 22 2018
I'm going to start a support group for Witches with insomnia.
It will be called " No rest for the Wiccan."
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︎ Mar 11 2018
Doctor finally diagnosed me as dyslexic with insomnia. And considering I'm agnostic...
...that finally explains me laying awake wondering if there really is a dog.
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︎ Aug 17 2017
What's the big deal? Lots of people have insomnia.
>You don't find them losing any sleep over it.
Grandpa Munster
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︎ May 27 2016
What idiot called it "insomnia"?
and not "resisting a rest"?
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︎ Nov 21 2013
Iβve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.
I wonβt rest until I find it.
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︎ Jun 18 2019
I've dedicated my life to find the cure for insomnia.
I won't rest until I find it.
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︎ Sep 09 2019
Iβve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.
I wonβt rest until I find it.
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︎ Apr 09 2019
No amount of sleep can cure insomnia.
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︎ Jan 19 2019
I won't rest until I find a cure for Insomnia
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︎ May 11 2017
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
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︎ Nov 23 2016
What do you call a horse with insomnia?
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