Sleeplessness Puns

A list of puns related to "Sleeplessness"

What do you get when you mix a cricket with a sheep?

A sleepless night.

^(Source: My sister)

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👤︎ u/SneakieSnek
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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Why did the chess pieces yawn?

Because they were in a board game.

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👤︎ u/ric_man
📅︎ Oct 30 2017
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