Because they always live in the present.
A maybe....
Courtesy of my 5 y/o daughter.
John F. Kennedy
Let’s see what you have in the way of bread puns. I saw this beauty on a livestream.
But then I saw her face.
"Bargain" the man says.
"Thanks" the woman replies. "That means a great deal."
Russian weddings should be called the Soviet Union
(:
Because it’s down in the dumps! 😂
"I can hear your thots!"
But he's still never gonna give you Up. Especially remastered in 4k.
They're not gonna hear you out
That's where I draw the line.
I just found out you get to work with dikes and strippers.
You’ll end up getting a splitting headache.
It Taurus apart
I'd love to hear your thoughts
To make sure I wasn't being bugged
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
She said go ahead.
I stood up said “plethora” and sat back down.
“Thank you”, the grieving widow responded, “it means a lot”
It was placed in Emmental ward to recover
He's a bit of an awkwaardvark.
I think they called it Allah carte
Russian roulette
Shoe fly don't bother me.
I wouldn't mind, but I was only 20 minutes late.
It’s the neck.
"Swarm."
My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.
Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says “coolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.
Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??
- I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!
Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that “creative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!
...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.
Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '
Thank you for the awards
Its ass.
I finally worked it out.
Éclairvoyance
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
His name is.....
Choo choo Twain!
They’re going to be called FedUps.
