A list of puns related to "Preparedness"
I take steps to avoid them.
But for that I need to build a case
They are currently shooting the pilot
... then add 24 carrots
Ska.
Do you think it's stumped?
βI was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.β - Sir Prize
βI shall see you around.β - Sir Cumference
βWe shall fight on land or sea.β - Sir Fenturf
βI was the knight who was afraid to fight.β - Sir Render
βI was the unbelievable knight.β - Sir Real
βI was the knight that drank too much.β - Sir Rhosis
The wheelchair
Because the meat was Chewie.
Because it was sharp cheddar.
Back in my day we had to watch our AD in 480i
Itβs just a curd to me.
βNope. Itβs as easy as 1,1,2,3.β
βPull yourself together.β
He ran out of thyme.
I said, βAre you having an existential cry, sis?β
Friend A: What'd y'all do this summer?
Friend B: I studied abroad.
Me: Was she at least nice about it?
^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry.
Dad: Do you know why I don't drink tea?
Me: Why?
Dad: Because the prices are too steep.
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