I chose the 3rd guy as he was the medium.
Sofa Queue.
Unless the job is a statistician.
They didn't want to be involved in any "whisky business"
I will pun-ish you.
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
Without her they're ruthless.
Remains to be seen
No need to remind her every half hour.
Thanks for the Baghdad!
Head lice.
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
The Quaranteens
Quaranteens.
because I live in Canada.
Sorry, but I had to put my foot down with that one.
A pool table.
Dad: I just can't see them taking off.
I have contacts.
It's shredded cabbage
"Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"
I’m not so convinced though since 2021 is guaranteed to be an odd year
Taken from fb
Person 2: “No I’m gonna follow sleep.”
The seal responds,"anything but a Canadian Club"
A giant list of puns
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hu
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It’s a Minnie marathon.
I'm happy he wished me to get well soon.
Apple juice
2020
Happy new years!!!
For them, hindsight is 2020
I'm now dealing with emotional baggage.
He's calling it "Faithbook".
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that? Without a pause, she says: Depends
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
rick ash-tree
Then you'll all be sorry.
Remains to be seen.
