Girfriend's Easter pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raceofspades
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2015
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An Edible Easter Pun kertoons.blogspot.com.au/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerinthians
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2014
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I was trying to emulate the Easter bunny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite color?

Eggwhite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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My son ate too much Easter candy one year, and threw it all up making loud wailing sounds as he did so.

I didn't want to hear another Peep out of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My friend tried to sell me his used Easter egg decorating kit...

I said, "no thanks. I'll Paas."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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My Bilbie Easter shirt my wife got me imgur.com/wo0GF3y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/barbandit87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Easter hollandaise sauce
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syntonization1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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My easter decoration is an egg-cellent break dancer. v.redd.it/t563s1xkfas41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyratemime
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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For Easter I plan on smoking a ham.

Anyone know where I can find rolling papers big enough to fit one?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Easter/Quarantine puns?

My gf is trying to get as many puns as possible with both in one. Anyone can think of some?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space_avocado
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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You want to know how to make this Easter holiday easier?

Replace the T with an I

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nijewkin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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We may have Easter in spring, but in the opposite end of the year,

we have Wester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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What do you get the kids when the Easter bunny is coming?

A box of Kleenex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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What is the Easter Bunny's secret to finding those easter eggs.

It sorts by new.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Someone kidnapped the Easter Bunny, hoping to steal his stash of candy. But the Bunny was steadfast and wouldn't talk.

Couldn't get a Peep out of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Easter and April Fools’ are on the same day this year.

For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you haven’t hidden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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I didn't want to observe the period from Ash Wednesday to Easter again, but did so to stop my girlfriend's constant nagging...

I re-Lent-ed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Why did the Easter Egg hide?

Because he was a little chicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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My roommate said he was gonna call the police for punning on Easter. This followed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KelvinShadewing
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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When watching "Wonder Woman" I tell my kids to look carefully in the background of the Paris scene for an Easter egg. "What are we looking for?", they ask.

"Her invisible jet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ostrantula
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Son, it is time you hear the truth. Father Christmas and the Easter Bunny are not real. Mum and I bring you the gifts.

Son: I know Mum already told me. She also said that uncle Mike is the stork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acbro3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?

Hop Scotch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallagm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?

It was time for his annual eggzam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure

Eggs marks the spot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarch3092
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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This happened at a recent Easter party at my wife’s colleague’s house:

It was a party mostly with parents and their children.

A kid (about 5 years old) stubbed his toe and started crying.

One of the dads said, β€œOh, you stubbed your toe? Want to to call the toe truck?”

I know it’s not fresh, but I laughed my ass off and was slightly bitter that I didn’t think of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papa-heph
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.

I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamesEarlBonesHS
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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A man hit a rabbit with his car, while driving past a church in an unfamiliar town, one easter morning...

Stopping his car he got out to check if it was okay.

In a stroke of good fortune the rabbit was still alive, just.

The man went into the church to see if there was anyone who could help him.

A kindly Priest saw the man and offered to help. He asked the Mab to wait a moment while he got something that might help...

... After a few moments the Priest returned with a small flask and poured the contents on the rabbit. Which hopped up right as rain!

The rabbit waved to the man, and crossed the road.

After crossing the road the rabbit turned around an waved again. After a few hops the rabbit turned around and waved again. This continued until the man could no longer see the rabbit. A few hops, turn and wave.

When the man turned back to the kindly Priest and asked him, "What was in that bottle anyway, Holy water?"

The Priest replied, "oh nothing like that. It was haer restore, with a permanent wave."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GerFubDhuw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?

Lots of eggs-ercise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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How do you make Easter easier?

Swap out the 't' for an 'i'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blazingcrono
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?

He was eggspelled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athensslim
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?

He kept quacking all the eggs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chance2399
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.

Turned out to be a dyer wolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Egg ercise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lordy_life
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Daughter today: "Dad, can we do an Easter-egg hunt tomorrow?"

Me: "Sure! You can do an Easter-egg hunt every single day"

^^^You ^^^probably ^^^won't ^^^find ^^^any ^^^though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xbtdev
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2016
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Maybe a little Easter joke here and there...

What do you call and Egg from Space? A Eggsaterrestrial

What do you get when you cross a Bee and a Bunny? A Honey Bunny

What jewelry does the Easter Bunny where? 14 Carrot Gold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhateverImHappy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?

They fast during Lent!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Got the girlfriend again (with extra-groan for Easter relevance)

A couple of nights ago my girlfriend and I spotted a white jackrabbit in the field near our house. We noticed one again tonight on our drive home:

Girlfriend: Hey look, it's the Easter bunny.

Me: Huh, pretty sure that's the same jackrabbit from the other night.

Girlfriend: Can't be a jackrabbit, its ears are way too small.

Me: We're clearly just splitting hares here, babe.

It took a second, but she responded with the desired groan and the "you're an idiot" face push-away. Victory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HEHHHHHHHH
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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Happy Easter!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/delosho
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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In preparation for a spelling bee, I asked my dad to use Nor’easter in a sentence.

Santa doesn’t come on Halloween, Nor’easter.

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What’s the opposite of Easter?

Wester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanTellsaStory
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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