What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite color?
Eggwhite
What do you get the kids when the Easter bunny is coming?
A box of Kleenex
What is the Easter Bunny's secret to finding those easter eggs.
It sorts by new.
Someone kidnapped the Easter Bunny, hoping to steal his stash of candy. But the Bunny was steadfast and wouldn't talk.
Couldn't get a Peep out of him.
Son, it is time you hear the truth. Father Christmas and the Easter Bunny are not real. Mum and I bring you the gifts.
Son: I know Mum already told me. She also said that uncle Mike is the stork.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
What is a easter bunny's favorite character on the keyboard?
^
Did you hear they’re making an Easter Bunny sex doll?
Fucking unbelievable.
Do you know why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs?
He doesn’t want anyone to know he’s been messing around with chickens.
My wife mad a Easter bunny cake yesterday and my 5 year old made a great dad joke.
He ate half of one ear and then the other half. He says, "Sorry mom, it was irresistible."
The Adele Chocolate Easter Bunny
Yesterday I had an Adele chocolate Easter bunny. The first half was delicious, but it was hollow from the other side.
Easter Joke - why does a bunny give chocolate eggs?
He-stirs things up a bit, don't you think?
I hope the Easter bunny doesn't do what he did last year...
He put all his eggs in one basket...
