Even if the Virgin Mary didn't get to have sex...

...at least she made a prophet.

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👤︎ u/CollinKlug
📅︎ Oct 23 2012
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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Here's a list of foods that sound like euphemisms

Bloody Mary, Bulgogi

Fish Tacos

Corned beef, Crab Salad, Clams, Creamcicle

Fruit Roll-Ups

Jerked Beef



Red Hots

Pigs in Blanket, Pot Stickers, Pulled Pork

Spotted dick, Stuffed Peppers

Tuna Melt, Twizzlers

Virgin Margarita

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👤︎ u/rhinobird
📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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