Easter Eggs Puns

A list of puns related to "Easter Eggs"

My friend tried to sell me his used Easter egg decorating kit...

I said, "no thanks. I'll Paas."

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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My easter decoration is an egg-cellent break dancer. v.redd.it/t563s1xkfas41
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👤︎ u/pyratemime
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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Can you imagine a Native American Easter egg hunt back in colonial days?

I bet they were in tents

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👤︎ u/criesliketobias
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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What is the Easter Bunny's secret to finding those easter eggs.

It sorts by new.

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👤︎ u/tinyroundballs
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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Why did the Easter Egg hide?

Because he was a little chicken.

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👤︎ u/coot32
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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When watching "Wonder Woman" I tell my kids to look carefully in the background of the Paris scene for an Easter egg. "What are we looking for?", they ask.

"Her invisible jet."

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👤︎ u/Ostrantula
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.

I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.

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👤︎ u/JamesEarlBonesHS
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.

Turned out to be a dyer wolf.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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Daughter today: "Dad, can we do an Easter-egg hunt tomorrow?"

Me: "Sure! You can do an Easter-egg hunt every single day"

^^^You ^^^probably ^^^won't ^^^find ^^^any ^^^though.

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👤︎ u/xbtdev
📅︎ Mar 26 2016
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Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?

Dad: no he dozen’t.

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👤︎ u/Pungunner98
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!

I prefer mine poached

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👤︎ u/NiacTD
📅︎ Apr 14 2017
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Do you know why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs?

He doesn’t want anyone to know he’s been messing around with chickens.

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👤︎ u/scruffers1
📅︎ Mar 31 2018
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I read the sign at the park advertising a huge easter egg hunt . . . .

My wife says "Well it's not going to be hard to find a huge easter egg." My wife has officially become a dad.

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👤︎ u/Metal_Daddy
📅︎ Mar 14 2018
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I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!

This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!

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👤︎ u/jhabibs
📅︎ Jul 26 2018
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Golden Egg hiding spot for Easter

OK so as a dad who enjoys challenging his kids I would like some help. Shoot me your best feasible hiding spot for the Golden Egg on Easter...I'm thinking submerged in a hollow block or randomly dug hole just to fuck with the kids and their parents!

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👤︎ u/BigDaddy671
📅︎ Apr 11 2017
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Some Easter Eggs can't even. upsidedowngrin.com/collec…
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👤︎ u/upsidedowngrincom
📅︎ May 08 2015
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Easter Joke - why does a bunny give chocolate eggs?

He-stirs things up a bit, don't you think?

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👤︎ u/TheFifthStep
📅︎ Apr 16 2017
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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick

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👤︎ u/djup92
📅︎ Apr 04 2015
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Dying Easter eggs with my parents

We were getting ready to color eggs and I asked my dad, "Dad, are you dying?"

He replied with "No, I wanna live."

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👤︎ u/Stoltz3
📅︎ Apr 19 2014
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Why do plastic easter eggs open up?

So the birds can get out

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👤︎ u/IHeartPallets
📅︎ Jul 16 2013
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Why did the Easter Egg hide?

He was a little chicken!

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👤︎ u/Frago242
📅︎ Apr 16 2017
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Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because he was a little chicken!

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👤︎ u/kittykat100k
📅︎ Apr 05 2015
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