Reformed Puns

A list of puns related to "Reformed"

I heard the USSR is reforming

And they’ll be calling themselves the Soviet Reunion

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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I had a friend join at cult that believes when they die they become water vapor

I told him they will be mist

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👤︎ u/jamiestonee
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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I don't thing reformation of the police is possible...

After all, Andy, Sting, and Stewart have each had success with other solo projects.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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The use of "Delhi-dallying" in this Economist article, in the context of the Modi government's hesitancy to reform economist.com/news/briefi…
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👤︎ u/iZacAsimov
📅︎ Jun 23 2017
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You'd think politicians have bigger issues to tackle than housework and cleanliness.

Yet they often call for sweeping reforms.

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👤︎ u/sordidnoose
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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We need criminal justice reform.

For the record, I am anti-bation.

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Nov 23 2016
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My wife asked me to make my flourless chocolate torte this week, but with a few changes to the recipe.

I guess you could say I dabble in torte reform.

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👤︎ u/RangerHikes
📅︎ May 05 2020
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Just a few one-liners my dad thought up tonight

"Parallel lines struggle to make ends meet".

"Decapitated man can't get ahead".

"Reformed junkie encouraged to get back on the horse".

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👤︎ u/Earthwire
📅︎ Oct 08 2014
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My Catholic mother in law is renovating her kitchen.

It’s a counter reformation.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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The floors have been much cleaner since we hired the new janitor

He must have made sweeping reforms

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👤︎ u/TheOtherHoboBeard
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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My dad was flawless with the execution of this zinger...

Me on the phone with my dad - "I got a cat!"

Dad - "What's it's name?"

Me - "Susan."

Dad - "So it's a girl?"

Me - "Of course...her name's Susan. Do you think I'd name a boy cat Susan?"

Dad - "No...I suppose that if it was a boy, it would B. Anthony."

Good one, Dad...

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👤︎ u/Diiiiirty
📅︎ Apr 28 2014
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A couple decided to replace their countertops...

It was a counter-reformation.

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👤︎ u/slmckay73
📅︎ May 02 2017
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Dad traveling on plane

DAD: Yeah this thing better not go down... I have a lot of money invested in these kiddos. Each one is in REFORM school. DAUGHTER: you give such a good impression of us... DAD: I sure do! I put the M in M - barrassing!!!

Wut

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👤︎ u/farmer_gandalf
📅︎ Jan 04 2014
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