Here's a bunch of calendar puns
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οΈ Apr 22 2019
I thought of a calendar pun.
ποΈ 46
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οΈ Apr 28 2016
I got fired from a calendar factory today.
They didn't like it that I took a few days off.
ποΈ 178
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οΈ Feb 01 2021
I can't believe I just got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off.
ποΈ 59
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οΈ Feb 03 2021
I got a pun calendar and thought I would share
ποΈ 125
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οΈ Jan 02 2021
I used to work at a calendar factory
But they fired me for taking a couple of days off
ποΈ 71
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οΈ Jan 05 2021
What's the difference between me and the calendar?
ποΈ 17
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οΈ Jan 20 2021
I got arrested for stealing a calendar
ποΈ 90
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οΈ Dec 10 2020
ποΈ 35
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οΈ Dec 02 2020
I fear for the calendar ...
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Jan 30 2021
Day 5 of my wife's Dadvent calendar!
ποΈ 215
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οΈ Dec 05 2020
ποΈ 34
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οΈ Dec 01 2020
Did you hear about the guy who stole the calendar?
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Dec 30 2020
Two guys were arrested for stealing a single calendar
They both got six months.
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οΈ Jan 13 2021
Sorry this is a day late, but I made a Christmas Puns advent calendar from QR codes and I wanted to share it with everyone.
pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_Adβ¦
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οΈ Dec 02 2020
Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....
Don't let it replace your family.
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Nov 04 2020
Did you hear what happened to the man who stole the advent calendar?
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Dec 22 2020
I really don't see much future for Advent Calendars
It feels like their days are numbered.
ποΈ 65
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οΈ Nov 21 2020
I was super lucky to get an advent calendar this year...
because you know their days are numbered.
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Dec 02 2020
We have a joke calendar and we missed this week, my wife was having me guess the answers and we ended up accidentally creating this gem: what do you call a cow that was just born?
ποΈ 40
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οΈ Sep 24 2020
According to my chocolate advent calendar...
....there's only 3 days left till Xmas
ποΈ 21
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οΈ Nov 09 2020
Why was the Calendar so depressed?
He knew his days were numbered
ποΈ 14
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οΈ Jun 28 2020
Once we were so poor, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper.
Now those days are behind me.
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Jun 03 2020
Why was the calendar designer fired from the calender factory?
He tried to take a month off
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Jul 04 2020
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory!!!
all I did was take a day off
ποΈ 11
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οΈ Feb 05 2021
I got fired from my job as a calendar manufacturer...
All I did was take a day off...
ποΈ 21
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οΈ Jan 16 2021
What happened to the shoplifter that stole a calendar?
ποΈ 18
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οΈ Jan 11 2021
I canβt believe I got fired from the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
ποΈ 110
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οΈ Nov 17 2020
Do you know why I got fired from the calendar factory?
ποΈ 21
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οΈ Dec 16 2020
Did you hear about the guys that were caught stealing a calendar?
ποΈ 21
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οΈ Dec 15 2020
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
ποΈ 59
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οΈ Nov 01 2020
I was convicted for stealing a calendar.
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Dec 07 2020
What's the difference between me and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.....
Ba Dum Tissss
ποΈ 33
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οΈ Oct 18 2020
Hear about the kid who stole a calendar?
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Nov 22 2020
I got fired from the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off.
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Nov 01 2020
Did you know I got fired from the calendar factory ?
ποΈ 49
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οΈ Sep 15 2020
Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar?
ποΈ 51
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οΈ Aug 31 2020
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory ...
... because I took a few days off.
ποΈ 48
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οΈ Sep 10 2020
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
ποΈ 111
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οΈ Jul 11 2020
Two guys stole a calendar.
They got six months each.
ποΈ 19
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οΈ Jul 16 2020
Two guys stole a calendar
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Sep 04 2020
I can't believe I was fired from the calendar factory!
All I did was take a day off!
ποΈ 17
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οΈ Jul 09 2020
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
ποΈ 320
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οΈ Apr 02 2020
I was fired from the calendar factory,
All I did was take a day off.
ποΈ 20
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οΈ Jul 09 2020
I lost my job at the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off.
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Jul 03 2020
Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar?
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Aug 17 2020
What happened to the two guys who stole a calendar ?
They got six months each.
ποΈ 35
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οΈ Jul 03 2020
I was fired from the calendar factory
ποΈ 113
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οΈ Feb 10 2020
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack...
...because I took a couple of days off.
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Jul 18 2020
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