This Is the Year Puns

A list of puns related to "This Is the Year"

I hadn’t used my main in around a year but had a reason to burro back in my post history... I had forgotten about this, and I don’t mean to brag but this is the single greatest post I’ve ever made on reddit.
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👤︎ u/IOughtToBeThrownAway
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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👤︎ u/gone11gone11
📅︎ May 06 2020
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As this year is coming to a close, I find myself thinking about all the things I would have done differently.

Seems like I got 20/20 hindsight.

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👤︎ u/MadSlingshoter
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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My town throws a festival for the salmon spawn each year. This is what they call companies that contribute a significant amount of money.
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👤︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
📅︎ Sep 30 2020
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This is the first year I'm not taking a vacation to Hawaii due to Covid.

Normally I don't go because I can't afford it.

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👤︎ u/Fukface_Von_Clwnstik
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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This is going to be the first year our family won't be going to Hawaii because of COVID-19

Usually it's because we can't afford it.

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👤︎ u/1kings2214
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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The vote for better slides on school playgrounds is on the ballot this year.

Unfortunately, I live in a swing state.

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👤︎ u/wB68
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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What type of Pizza is all the rage this year?

Meet-less pizza

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👤︎ u/Hyleeaquret
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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This is going to be the first year that I haven't taken a vacation in Paris, because of the pandemic.

Usually it is due to lack of money

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👤︎ u/RDRC
📅︎ May 31 2020
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“Dad, is the Renaissance festival canceled this year?”

Dad: Yes, because of Covid.

Son: No fair!

Dad: That’s what I said.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.

She did not hold Up well.

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👤︎ u/mortalfloater
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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What is the new name of American Idol this year?

The Masked Singer.

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👤︎ u/PrimeMvr
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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This year is the year for remembering the past, because hindsight is 20/20. [OC]
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👤︎ u/ButterKnifeComics
📅︎ May 27 2020
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The headline writer for this article had waited years for this moment. Though it is rumoured his final idea came to him on the tube... bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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👤︎ u/NormalThumbsHideWell
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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My co-worker told me The Weekend is coming to Vancouver this year.

I told her the weekend comes to Vancouver every 5 days.

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👤︎ u/zedubya
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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I just need dad joke enthusiasts to know that the International Poultry Meat Congress is held in Turkey this year.

http://www.poultrymeatcongress.com

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👤︎ u/PhilipGlassEye
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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This is the time of the year when I get really annoyed when everyone writes “X” instead of “Christ.”

I calm myself down by playing my Christ Box 360.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 20 2018
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My daughter said the only thing she wants for her birthday this year is “Pokémon Sword”

I can’t wait to see her excited face when she opens her present this weekend

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👤︎ u/furushotakeru
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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Dad is an older muslim gentleman, I remember this from when he was in the hospital a few years ago.

Nurse: "Your doctor should return in just a few moments with your test results."

looks at dad

"Oh, we also have a new room for religious practices if you wanted to do some prayers?"

Dad: "God, were my test results that bad?"

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👤︎ u/Sumito
📅︎ Jun 28 2014
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This is a very hard joke according to my 5 year old son: What do a pineapples say when they're reading in the bed?

I forgot to brush my teeth...

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👤︎ u/imgprojts
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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"This is the seventh time in three years that you are appearing in front of me," said the judge, "What do you have to say for yourself?" "But your honor," came the reply,

"It's surely not my fault that you haven't been promoted."

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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This Year: 2019 is the start of a countdown.
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👤︎ u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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My dad is in the hospital over his birthday this year and has asked for puns to cheer him up. Here's the card I'm sending him.

https://imgur.com/gallery/JMrrqp9

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👤︎ u/CandysaurusRex
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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The inventor of the time machine is depressed, so I bet he can't wait to put this year ahead of him.
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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Jeff Dunham is going to host the Oscars this year

It’ll be the Acadummy Awards

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👤︎ u/incenseandelephants
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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I hope my daughter is the only one dressed as a banana this year...

Last year there was a whole bunch

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👤︎ u/ninthpower
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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apple is rumored to release the iPhone X-SE this year to revitalize sales.

Stock holders are TENSE

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👤︎ u/microwaveDiamonds
📅︎ Apr 07 2018
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Sorry that this is not a joke but there are a lot of reposts from the last year and not much OC

just mentioned the fact that something needs to be done

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👤︎ u/cheskis
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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This is the first dad joke my dad has made in years, and it made me genuinely furious.

Me: "Heh, Barrack Obamas initials are B. O."

Dad: "Wow, that stinks."

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_A_DOGE
📅︎ Jan 10 2015
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After three years this is still the one joke I'm the most proud of. I got my friend with this one on our road trip to our vacation in Italy.

So this was in the summer of 2011 and at the time this song was a big hit: Medina - You and I. The important part here is the chorus, starting at 0:44.

So in the middle of the song I ask my friend "Do you know what kind of car this singer drives?"
"No idea", she said. To which I replied "A hyu-n-dai."

She almost threw me out of the car.

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👤︎ u/anntike
📅︎ Jan 17 2015
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I've lived 24 years this is the first time I heard my dad make a dadjoke

[in the backyard]

Dad: How come you still haven't cleaned your car.

Me: Sorry I just didn't have any time.

Dad: (walks over to plants)There's thyme right here, and scallions.

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👤︎ u/purpleontime
📅︎ Jun 22 2015
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My dad was a teacher and I was in his class one year. This is how he introduced himself on the first day.

"Hello everyone. You can call me 'sir', you can call me 'teacher', just don't call me late for dinner."

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👤︎ u/Jolly674
📅︎ Jun 22 2015
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