A list of puns related to "Hollander"
So I walked in and asked them....
..... How Dutch is that Moggie in the window!
Wooden shoe?
However, there are a lot of big fans.
Hollapinos
Does that mean their beer is Hollandaise sauce?
Because everyone has clogs.
I think Iβll call it βMr. Hollandβs Opusβ
Would their child be a JalapeΓ±o?
Wooden shoe?
A Hollander.
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
Jesuit clergy have Vatican Days, while Benidictine Clergy have Holland Days.
Holland oats
Are Ukraine your neck to Czech on the Turkey that they put down the Holland Finished with Chilli because there is Norway it will have Germans on it if you Russia to get there to Welsh and eat it because you're Hungary. Or will you let it die in Spain and leave Denmark on your name. If you do will you leave it on the Iraq and leave because Iran away to save my Korea.
Holland Oats.
I suggest New Holland's Dragon's Milk.
"You know how they make that beer?" he asks.
"No, how?"
"Buncha short-legged cows."
"What?"
"Draggin' milk."
At the check-out he's still laughing to himself and making comments about being "utterly" hilarious.
The Holland-daze
Holland oats
While watching the Spain - Holland match at the world cup, my dad dropped this...
Dad: What game is on next?
Me: Chile Australia.
Dad: Not it's not.
Me: What?
Dad: It's warm in Australia not chilly.
Me: sigh.
Wooden shoe?
Wooden shoe?
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