NEEDED: Lionel Richie puns imgflip.com/i/bs2wy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasekj919
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2014
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My neighbors always play Lionel Richie very loudly and usually I don't mind.....

But yesterday it was All Night Long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirtweed_dude
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why are Lionel Richie’s electricity bills so high?

Because he’s up β€œAll Night Long”!

Heard this joke on the radio yesterday, I thought it deserved a place here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waffles1243
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Ms. Richie: Hey, remind me what comes after Do and Re on the musical scale?

Lionel: Hello, is it Mi you are looking for?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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My neighbor pissed me off yesterday by playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over again.

It was all night long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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Lionel Richie loves to paint in the park on the weekends.

Easel like a Sunday morning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manderley1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2018
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An Indian builder has fallen through a roof at a Lionel Richie concert in Mumbai.

"The last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling", said a spokesman this evening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bakerie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2016
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Did you hear that Lionel Richie's wife has multiple personality disorder?

Apparently she is once, twice, three times a lady!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HardlyNetworking
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2014
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I have a cricket in my heater closet who sings all night long

I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raven21633x
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I did it!!

Finally had an original AND an unsuspecting victim. I was lugging a huge piece of wood and I put it in our wood burner. Huffing and puffing I said "Wow! That's some Lionel Richie wood!" She looks at me with a question mark and said "what?" I said "You know; ALL NIGHT LOOOOOGGG, ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT LOOOGGG!" The eye rolling was like Christmas came early.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emmettfitz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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So a gay man decides to come out of the closet and tell his parents...

John: Mom,Dad, I'm gay

Dad (Richard) : ...

Mom: Richie don't...

Dad: ...

Dad: ... (blurted out really fast) Hi Gay, I'm Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspectred
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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