What does Reese Witherspoon call her gun collection?

Reese’s Pieces

πŸ‘︎ 468
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewleckrone
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
🚨︎ report
How does Reese eat her cereal?

Witherspoon.

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
🚨︎ report
Neo met Reese Witherspoon in a hotel room

after some time he said goodbye to his friend, Reese Wither

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
🚨︎ report
Song about puns created by amazing Malinda Kathleen Reese. youtube.com/watch?v=LtqBt…
πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AndronixESE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
🚨︎ report
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

No it was with a knife.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Grandcanyon19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you hear that one actress was stabbed? Reese something?

Wife: Witherspoon?
Me: No, with a knife.

πŸ‘︎ 28
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Beard_on
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
🚨︎ report
Has anyone ever actually seen Reese witherspoon?

Seems like a misleading name..

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/timmshady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
🚨︎ report
How does Reese eat her ice cream?

Witherspoon

πŸ‘︎ 59
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
🚨︎ report
It’s Reese with her spoon
πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Joaxaround
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
🚨︎ report
Reese's cup
πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/KarmaMyAss
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
🚨︎ report
If a man named Reese was cremated, his urn would be a Reese's cup.

And inside would be Reese's pieces.

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_kibble
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
🚨︎ report
My 7-year-old son, Reese, has a crush called Ella who's moving schools. He wants to know which school she's moving to.

I wonder what Ella meant to Reese..

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear that Reese what’s her name stabbed her husband?

Nope with a knife.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/big_tko
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
🚨︎ report
I heard that actress Reese whatshername is in rehab because she is addicted to eating soup...

Witherspoon?

Dad: I assume so, but nobody knows for sure

πŸ‘︎ 28
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Beedee0823
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
🚨︎ report
I heard that actress Reese what's-her-name got stabbed...

A gasping audience: Witherspoon?! Dad: No, it was with a knife

πŸ‘︎ 49
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jamcan162
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2013
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the actress that just killed herself? Reese....Reeese something-

-Witherspoon?!

  • no with her knife.

Thanks dad.

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VvrAase
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2014
🚨︎ report
How does Reese eat her cereal?

Witherspoon.

πŸ‘︎ 77
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/dselogeni
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
🚨︎ report
How does Reese eat her ice-cream?

Witherspoon.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
🚨︎ report
Me: Did you hear Reese β€˜whats-her-name’ stabbed somebody?

Kids: Witherspoon? Me: No, with a knife.

πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RoryK00
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2017
🚨︎ report
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Abhilegend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
🚨︎ report
How does Reese eat her yoghurt?

Witherspoon

πŸ‘︎ 25
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Sco91tty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
🚨︎ report
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife
πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
🚨︎ report
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/isthisgood12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
🚨︎ report
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife...
πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanka007
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
🚨︎ report
Sister: Did you hear about that actress who stabbed someone? Reese something or other?

Me: Witherspoon?

Sister: No! With a knife!

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/takesnosides
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
🚨︎ report
Did you hear that Reese cut herself?

No, not Witherspoon...

With her knife.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Longhorn1981
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
🚨︎ report
How did Reese eat her grits?

Witherspoon

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Dont_main_Jager
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about that actress who got stabbed last night? Reese something....

"witherspoon?" "No, with a knife!"

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/dubeykeebler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
🚨︎ report
Me: Did you hear about that actress getting stabbed to death last night? What's her name, Reese something or other?

Wife: Witherspoon? Me: No, with a knife.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Gunzerks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.