Why did PeeWee’s genie decorate his box with flowers?

For the Jambiance!

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Peewee likes bean dip!

I was talking to my wife and she was telling me how her and my daughter were enjoying bean dip earlier in the day.

Wife: We were just sitting down, watching Peewee Herman, eating bean dip and having quiet time.

Me: You were watching Peewee Herman eat bean dip today?

It took her a while before she looked down and sighed, realizing what a mistake she made in marrying me.

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Why was Pee Wee's Playhouse such a profitable movie?

The studio had Large Margins

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📅︎ May 18 2017
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Dad: so last year you played "squirt" league right son?

Son: yeah and this year I will be in peewee Dad: so do they want you to play soccer or urinate?

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