Pee Wee Puns

The studio had Large Margins

I told her.

"He was arrested for masturbating in an adult theater, but I think he got off."

They're making headlines

OK, this just happened: bumped head, bag of frozen veggies, < enter dad stage left (the doorway, stage right is a window, and it's shut).>

Me: what happened little man? Him: <he explains> Me: So... mummy peed on your head? <Wife smirks condescendingly> Him: what?

Now, this is what I need help with, it's not the first time this has happened either, the wife goes on for a minute or so explaining how "wee" is sometimes called "pee" and how I'm deliberately misunderstanding him for comic effect.

If this wasn't bad enough he then howls with laughter for about five minutes getting me to repeat what I said again and again, all the while jumping around in the bed and generally totally cured by my comedic genius.

This isn't the way it's meant to be, is it? Can I enrol in a local parenting class, or should I send my wife to couples therapy?

While changing our four-month-old, my wife came in and asked:

"Did he pee?" She asked.

"Yeah," I responded.

"How much?"

"Oh, you know, just a wee bit."

Wife silently exits room.