Did you hear about that actress named Reese that got stabbed?
Man 2: Witherspoon?
Man 1: No; with a knife.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Neo met Reese Witherspoon in a hotel room
after some time he said goodbye to his friend, Reese Wither
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︎ Dec 28 2020
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︎ Nov 24 2020
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Has anyone ever actually seen Reese witherspoon?
Seems like a misleading name..
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︎ Mar 03 2020
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Itβs Reese with her spoon
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Reese's cup
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︎ Apr 04 2019
If a man named Reese was cremated, his urn would be a Reese's cup.
And inside would be Reese's pieces.
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︎ Jul 28 2019
My 7-year-old son, Reese, has a crush called Ella who's moving schools. He wants to know which school she's moving to.
I wonder what Ella meant to Reese..
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︎ Apr 09 2019
Did you hear that Reese whatβs her name stabbed her husband?
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︎ Jun 13 2018
I heard that actress Reese whatshername is in rehab because she is addicted to eating soup...
Witherspoon?
Dad: I assume so, but nobody knows for sure
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︎ Apr 30 2017
I heard that actress Reese what's-her-name got stabbed...
A gasping audience: Witherspoon?!
Dad: No, it was with a knife
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︎ Aug 24 2013
Did you hear about the actress that just killed herself? Reese....Reeese something-
-Witherspoon?!
Thanks dad.
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︎ Feb 05 2014
Did you hear that one actress was stabbed? Reese something?
Wife: Witherspoon?
Me: No, with a knife.
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Me: Did you hear Reese βwhats-her-nameβ stabbed somebody?
Kids: Witherspoon?
Me: No, with a knife.
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︎ Oct 06 2017
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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︎ Dec 05 2019
How does Reese eat her yoghurt?
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︎ Feb 21 2019
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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︎ Aug 15 2019
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife
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︎ Nov 25 2018
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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︎ Apr 16 2019
Sister: Did you hear about that actress who stabbed someone? Reese something or other?
Me: Witherspoon?
Sister: No! With a knife!
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︎ Aug 19 2018
Did you hear that Reese cut herself?
No, not Witherspoon...
With her knife.
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︎ Nov 10 2018
How did Reese eat her grits?
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︎ Feb 12 2019
Did you hear about that actress who got stabbed last night? Reese something....
"witherspoon?"
"No, with a knife!"
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︎ Mar 22 2018
Me: Did you hear about that actress getting stabbed to death last night? What's her name, Reese something or other?
Wife: Witherspoon?
Me: No, with a knife.
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︎ Apr 08 2017
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