Because "in charge of scheduling, the Yoda was."
I'm a son without a father... I lost him a few days ago to a heart attack and I just... can't stop crying
We both used to check out this sub daily for amazing dad jokes and laugh at them together... We'd try to form our own stupid stuff
I used to wake up for college early in the morning I'd cook some breakfast for him get ready and before leaving I'd wake him up and tell him a stupid dad joke... I'd want to see him start his day with a smile
I just want to thank you all in this sub for giving me and my dad happiness your jokes made us laugh at our worst times
Out of habit I keep getting up to go to his room with a dad joke... Only to see it empty
I'm never gonna get to mess around with my dad again... I'm never going to hang out with him again he's not going to be there to see me grow up and buy a house of my own ... He's not going to see me buy a car of own ... He's not going to see me get married... He's gone forever and I will never get to start my day with a smile again from a silly dad joke with him
He wasn't the greatest dad but he certainly was the best I could ever ask for ... I will miss you dad
Thank you r/dadjokes to all the amazing dads here and their funny and stupid jokes
Edit : thank you so much dad's for your overwhelming support I love you guys and I just want to take a moment to thank all the people here who shared their experiences as well of having lost a parent... Your story inspires me to continue forward with the torch
Also I'm seeing quite a few comments saying the post is not funny and that they came for a laugh... I'm truly sorry about that, I just really wanted to honor my dad in this sub since we spent so much time together here scrolling for jokes and I needed the push from you dads to get back on my feet
I'm never going to be the same that's for sure knowing a peice of me has been lost forever... The void will never be filled in my heart But your support is just what I needed, once again thank you dads I love you
Edit 2: thank you so much dads for your overwhelming support I know I haven't been able to respond to all the dms and messages here but I've been reading them all and it's just made me smile in the worst Thank you dads you guys are the best
Hurry-cane
He made such a great roll model.
then thatβs hair loss
But he made a great ruler.
I always thought it was 8 stories but hey that's a whole other story.
They robbed me blind
To be fair, I was going to matador school.....
Tooth pics!
A Buccaneer
So when he grows up, he will be an Ottoman.
Pete and Repete
That breaks my heart, my achy breaky heart.
and learn to solve itβs own problems.
In the ICU.
...I'm sure it'll come back to me.
Because he was a fungi !!
I mean, how low can you go?
I hear there's plenty of room for upward mobility.
They always have a skeleton crew.
That's where I draw the lime
and then it dawned on me
Then it's a soap opera.
Because thereβs a mile between the two Sβs.
He had a hard time learning the route
So I bought us some steak from a bull. Now I'll never make that Miss-Steak again.
He's a chicken tender.
Strawberry
Iβm glad he wouldnβt letter.
You'd think the first guy would have noticed
Whoops, a daisy
They were all eliminated from the interfaith regional limbo competition, but were awarded wonderful consolation prizes.
'Sup brow?
why isn't anything in the store free yet?
I kept falling into the sink!
By a man called "Ray Flection" who apparently keeps following him around the house and copying everything he does.
Daughter is incandescent with indignation that he HAS to know its just a mirror - but with 3% of her wondering if her Dad is just really an idiot.
Dad work done for the day.
I couldnβt see straight.
Mario looks down and replies βNo, itsa notβ
I said "no whey"!
Thatβsβ¦.his time to shine.
Because that is just genius on so many levels.
