Norman Puns

A list of puns related to "Norman"

How do we know that the Norman's ate small portions of Spanish food?

Because of the Bayeux Tapas Tray!

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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If we were books...

would Norman Reedus?

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👤︎ u/3Simba
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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What’s the WWII veteran’s name?

Norman D.

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👤︎ u/PandubsGamingYT
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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Got my mum with a dad joke.

Her: "This sweater doesn't compliment me does it?"

Me: "Well you should hear what it says behind your back!"

There sadly was no groan, just a blank stare.

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👤︎ u/willza99
📅︎ Sep 13 2014
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Nah yeah

Can someone tell me the name of the 80s sitcom set in a bar with Ted Danson, cheers

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👤︎ u/idontpoopigicker
📅︎ Oct 01 2018
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A grasshopper hops into a bar, hops on a bar stool, and the bartender says, “Hey, we got a drink named after you.”

The grasshopper responds, “Norman?”

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👤︎ u/shadyood
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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I thanked my dad for the Book of Mormon tickets he got us

He replied "Oh no, I tried to get tickets for the Book of Norman!"

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👤︎ u/Electricstove
📅︎ Nov 23 2013
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