4 Hilarious Alfred Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why do we remember Pavlov more than Alfred?

Because the name Alfred rings no bell.

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it

📅︎ Jan 31 2020

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The word “batman” is used to refer to someone’s personal servant. So, Alfred is actually Batman’s batman

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👤︎ u/Inkspotty

📅︎ Dec 28 2017

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I was going to make some Italian Cheese Bread

But I ran out of Alfre-dough.

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👤︎ u/Shaftdriven73

📅︎ Feb 10 2020

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I got my girlfriend real good.

Girlfriend came home from a rough day of class and asks me to draw her a bath. So I got a paper and pencil, drew her a bath tub, and handed it to her. The look she gave me has been imprinted into my brain.

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👤︎ u/forgetnot

📅︎ Mar 26 2014

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